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[browbeats]

Um.

I-- Should I tell Mr. Hi

Did someone drop some seeds or something at the campfire party? And then come by here late at night to make something grow overnight?

[Ribbonfin Junior Girls]

Did any of you hear anything out of the ordinary outside our cabin last night? Or have a secret admirer you haven't told me about?

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[bambae]

What are you talking about

[browbeats]

My cabin got a little external decor. There's a huge plant creeping along our balcony that was definitely not there a week ago.

[bambae]

Maybe somebody's finally trying to woo you.

[browbeats]

Thank god, I'm practically a spinster at this point.

[threatens]

Who the hell's this fuckin creeper? I'll kick their ass.

Wait, what do you mean by "huge plant"? Like is it crawling on the balcony all the way to the wall?

[browbeats]

Well I'm sure they'll come out of the woodwork now.

[...] Yeah? Up to the window, with a bunch of flowers. I don't know where it came from. Why?

[threatens]

If this pussy's too scared of me, they don't deserve to date you anyway.

Although... [...] Orange flowers?

(Sorry, I just realized nobody said flower >_> )

[bambae]

I know. We were starting to get worried that you'd die old and alone.

Want me to come over and Chop down the plant? That sounds like a manly thing I am fully capable of doing manly.

Ok but Chris is still manly enough to pluck all the flowers

[browbeats]

I think I'm just as capable of completing the manly tasks myself, but I kind of like it. It's nice pretty I just like it okay It's colorful and not hurting anyone.

He is the manliest of all men

[bambae]

There's a movie about a plant eating people.

You sure it's not threatening to eat you?

It could eat you.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

If there are huge plants growing on cabins, it sounds as though Mr. Covington needs to pay you a visit and trim them back. Things get overgrown more easily in Ribbonfin with the stream, maybe?

[browbeats]

Just mine so far, and [...] I don't mind it. It can stay for now, until it gets too insistent and invasive.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

As long as it's not some kind of hazard, I don't see why you shouldn't be allowed to keep it. And if you do want to get rid of it, it sounds like you have Chris practically breaking down your door in his enthusiasm to do the job.

[browbeats]

If Chris touches my weird twin flower I'm letting Sy's eat him.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Acceptable retribution.

[browbeats]

I trust you to tell that to the disciplinary board when I'm being kicked out for facilitating his demise.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

You would get away with it. No one will miss Chris that much.

Ward

[cecaelian]

If there's any secret admirers, they aren't mine. I... didn't hear anything and I've maybe still been [...] more vigilant than usual.


At least it's pretty?

Ward

[browbeats]

I guess someone could have done it from far away, where they wouldn't be heard or spotted or... I don't know. But it is pretty, I don't mind letting it stay for now.

Okay but the weird thing is Sy got one, too. A mystery plant.

[FINN JRS]

[cmdrchloe]

I didn't see or hear anything! Why??

[FINN JRS]

[browbeats]

Look outside my window. Or just out on the balcony.

[FINN JRS]

[cmdrchloe]

Ooooooh! It's so pretty!

Do you think a Coppertale did it? It is orange!

[FINN JRS]

[browbeats]

Maybe?

But--have you met my brother? Sy? He's a Coppertale. And he also got one.

[FINN JRS]

[cmdrchloe]

Oh. Umm I guess it's not a secret admirer then?

[FINN JRS]

[browbeats]

I guess not. Unless it's someone with a weird, low-key, gender fluid twin fantasy. But then who did do it?