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[racingstripe]

Uhhhhhh

I think I broke my journal?? Maybe I shouldn't have thrown it off the CLIFF

Does anyone know if I can get a NEW one or if I can get this one FIXED??

Comments

[orangepip]

Broke it how? Like loose pages?

[bambae]

You observed this post, looking as fucked up as it does, and you chose to ask how his journal appears to be broken?

[orangepip]

Well he (or SHE) isn't the only person writing anonymously today! I was just ASKING.

[bambae]

Everybody's writing anonymously, but I'm sure their problem might be loose pages.

[racingstripe]

It COULD have been! I DID throw it off a cliff.

[bambae]

Why would you throw a magical item off of a cliff? What was the lesson to learn there?

[racingstripe]

How FAST does it fall? How COOL does it look when it falls???

[bambae]

How fast does it take to retrieve a magical artifact that a dumbass threw off a cliff?

[racingstripe]

THAT TOO. It was a day of LEARNING.

[orangepip]

How cool DID it look?

[racingstripe]

REALLY COOL! Though they don't FLASH in the sun like some things do but like I BET Micah has a video of it!

- JEFFY

[orangepip]

But if you opened the book before you threw it I bet the pages would make that ruffling noise when they flapped in the wind! That would be pretty cool TOO.

- Pippa

[racingstripe]

That's an AWESOME idea and I can't wait to try that!!

[orangepip]

I want to be there to see it when you do!!

- Pippa

[unregrettable]

Wait until you graduate from journals and move on to throwing the really exciting stuff off.

[racingstripe]

What's really exciting?????

[unregrettable]

Ah, grasshopper. That you have to discover for yourself.

[racingstripe]

It's Jeffy! Who is this??

[orangepip]

It's Pippa!

[magitechnically]

PIPPA!!!

It's ESSIE!!!

[orangepip]

Hi Essie!!! Isn't this WEIRD?

[magitechnically]

It's SO weird.

Are you still PIPPA???

[orangepip]

I was the last time I checked!!

[racingstripe]

How does it look to you mysterious stranger???

[racingstripe]

Like I don't know who's talking to me??? And some people think I might have turned English?? But that doesn't sound right.

[orangepip]

Oh! Is this Jeffy? I can't see anyone's names either!

[racingstripe]

Ok this is CRAZY, did we all break something??

[orangepip]

I hope not!! This is REALLY confusing.

[racingstripe]

We should start SIGNING what we're saying!!

- JEFFY

[orangepip]

That's a good idea!

- Pippa

[cant_even]

Signing is a good idea. Anyone know what's going on yet?

-Issy

[notacad]

You threw it off the cliff? DUDE.

[racingstripe]

EVERYONE DOES IT

Well me and Essie and all the other cool people

- JEFFY

[notacad]

CHARMING.

THIS IS WILL BY THE WAY. YOUR APPARENTLY UNCOOL FRIEND AND ROOMMATE. BOO, HISS, ETC.

[fillefidele]

Let me guess. Azurcrest?

[badassbeaterbabe]

What makes you think that?

Not offended, just curious.

-Ree

[fillefidele]

Just the cliff reference, actually, so I was being facetious. Though yeah, guess it's hard to tell and all, with this anon thing.

How are ya, anyway?

-Jo

[racingstripe]

We prefer the term AzurBEST

- JEFFY

[fillefidele]

Of course you do.

(Said with affection, guys, don't run me down!)

-Jo

[badassbeaterbabe]

We're all sons of bitches now, dude.

[racingstripe]

this is SO WEIRD, do you think the journals are like PERMA-broke??

- JEFFY

[cant_even]

I hope they aren't :(

-Issy