Sleepily scrawled in his journal before reading anything else

[guthriegazette]

[Failed Ward to Ravi]
Hey, can we... talk about Casper, soon?

Comments

[quinning]

[...] In general? Is he getting a school-wide intervention? Because that douche canoe needs it.

[guthriegazette]

What? No,

Wait who is

Fu

[quinning]

[...] Everything's anonymous.

Spectacular.

[gonnabefamous]

What about him???

[casperkim]

[casperkim]

[...]

What the fuck is that supposed to

What about me?

[guthriegazette]

Fantastic

[...]

I

[...]
I'll come talk to you. Or I'll have Ravi smother me in my sleep, either way

As I assume this is Casper.

[casperkim]

[...]

Fine.

[...]

Who is this? Wait. You can't tell who I Fucking great.

You can find me, I'm sure.

[guthriegazette]

I can.

[... ]

I'm sorry it's not as ominous as it sounds.

[ulixes]

Like hell you can. You got some sort of problem?

[firstposition]

Why? What happened to Casper?

[ninjaleo]

Not exactly the time or place.

[firecoral]

Again? I'm getting sick of talking about Casper.

[casperkim]

Then stop.

[firecoral]

It's kind of hard when every morning over breakfast people are all "Casper this" and "Casper that" when I'm just trying to eat my cereal, you know?

[casperkim]

[...]

You're full of shit.

[firecoral]

I wish, but I'm not even kidding. "Casper for Prom Prince!" the people cry, ignoring the fact that he was one of the few junior Ebonboys not to be nominated.

[casperkim]

What part of 'full of shit' isn't clear to you?

You're wasting your time.

[firecoral]

Point in case: I literally just overheard someone say, "I'd let Casper talk to my snake any day of the week." How has this passed you by?

[casperkim]

Fu

[...]

Hilarious.

[firecoral]

And true!

[casperkim]

No. It's not.

[firecoral]

How do YOU know what I overheard? Were you THERE??

[theniceboy]

You are being unnecessary.

[firecoral]

Hey, I didn't say it.

[theniceboy]

You are saying it right now!. Does this school not understand how gossip operates? Repeating what you heard is the literal definition of gossip. You are gossiping. It is unnecessary. Please stop.

[firecoral]

Well, since you asked so nicely... no.

[theniceboy]

That is your decision, and I hope it brings you peace.

[firecoral]

It brings me endless amusement, which is kind of the same thing.

[theniceboy]

We both know it's not, but that's okay.

[firecoral]

Okay!

[guthriegazette]

[theniceboy]

Nobody is saying that. People have more going on that childish gossip. Why add to that?

[firecoral]

The gossip about Casper is anything but childish.

[theniceboy]

You talking about him at all is childish. Leave it alone.

[firecoral]

Don't come crying to me when you're murdered in your bed!

[theniceboy]

That's mean

and logistically impossible.

[knightly]

...Asher?
Asher, I think your post is
Oh my God

If this is who I think it is, I'm in the cafeteria. Please, please talk to me before
—R

[guthriegazette]

Yep, will see you in all my shame

[destructobot]