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[firecoral]

[Pretending this is a failed ward]

Stop avoiding me. We need to talk.

I think I'm pregnant.

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[magitechnically]

UM.

I can SEE this.




I'm SORRY.

[firecoral]

... Oh my god.

[magitechnically]

UM. At least NO ONE knows who you ARE???




You should PROBABLY talk to the HEALER though.

[firecoral]

What if they work it out?! Oh my god, my life is ruined.

I can't! He'll tell my parents! I'll get kicked out of school AND home!

god bless coralee** for wasting no time

[riledup]

I think santa just answered my prayers

lol

i thought corals was a cute new nickname

[firecoral]

That's all you have to say? Seriously?

... Wait, who is this?!

Riley would probably call her that tbh

[riledup]

uh do you not know me who do you think it is

[firecoral]

I don't know? Do I know you??

casey's naming conventions don't work with "wong" so there's an 85% chance he calls her "corals"

[quinning]

picture coralee's eye twitching every time he does

[firecoral]

[sunsoutgunsout]

NOT IT

[firecoral]

How can you be sure?

[sunsoutgunsout]

I'm p pretty fuckin[...]g sure

[firecoral]

Nothing's 100% effective, you know.

[bambae]

Somebody probably needs to track Patterson down to give him the good news.

[shirtsoptional]

You're hilarious.

[bambae]

Probably accurate too

[firecoral]

Um, ew.

[bambae]

Also accurate.

[riledup]

I'm like 80% sure he uses a million kinds of protection like a good boy

[firecoral]

How did you get that figure?

[sunsoutgunsout]

slut-shamin me is like
super fuckin classy

w2g

[pianississimo]

Are you saying that the sex ed lesson that scarred many in the beginning of the year was for nought?

[bambae]

lmao

[pianississimo]

I am serious. Perhaps if it was entirely ineffective, we can spare future generations the mental anguish.