[Backdated before Reece's post]

[dooomcookie]

[Warded to Chris-or so he thinks]

So guess who I just got a letter from? If you guessed my asshole father, you'd be correct. If you also guessed that he wants to know when graduation is, you'd also be correct (if not shocked, like me)

Probably just wants to know when he gets his punching bag back.

Comments

[bambae]

Oh fuck

Okay you should probably not elaborate on that one.

[dooomcookie]

What?

Who is this

Oh fuck did I

[bambae]

Chris.

Wards don't work. Just in case that makes you think they did, assuming you're you, but they didn't, not that you have anything to ward me, but if you did, it did not get warded.

[dooomcookie]

Fuck

Thanks Chris. If I did have anything to ward you I would now know it would not work thanks to your kindness.

[bambae]

No problem dude, just trying to do my part on this fine day, with no ulterior motive at all.

[dooomcookie]

Yes of course. If I knew you or anything I would be super grateful and impressed with your consideration for others. But I do not of course.

[bambae]

Of course, no relationship at all, I'm assuming baselessly because I have no idea who you are.

I'mma put that on a fucking business card anyway though. "If I knew you or anything I would be super grateful and impressed with your consideration for others @ Chris Park."

[dooomcookie]

You can assume with basis because I know who YOU are. And I feel like now I know more about you than most others do.

Honestly you should hang it outside your cabin. People say some pretty unnecessary and wrong things about you. Just judging by how this conversation is going as my only experience with you of course.

[bambae]

Unrelated but if you need to talk, you should come find me at coppertale.

[dooomcookie]

I think I may just do that, kind sir. That I don't know well.

[bambae]

And I may or may not wait for you here, random stranger I've never met before.

[orangepip]

Your dad hits you?

[dooomcookie]

Shit

No. It was more metaphorical

Or something less literal

[orangepip]

Oh. Okay. That's still... not good, though. I'm sorry.

[dooomcookie]

Yeah me too

There's no need to be sorry, but thank you

[potionz]

Oh no.

[dooomcookie]

Right? Like fuck me.

[potionz]

I'm pretty sure I know who you are.

If you're that person, you should go find your Person.

[bambae]

Wait are you talking about me am I his person?

[dooomcookie]

You do, do you? How so?

What if I have a couple persons?

[potionz]

I like to play psychic.

Find them both!
Or one, or the other.

[dooomcookie]

Oh shit Z [...]

That's always a good pastime to have. Does it work often?

But if I wanted to find them, how would I convey it without giving myself away?

[jerras]

Merlin

[jerras]

If you're one of the shitposters, then ignore this. But on the off chance that you're not, don't head back. Find some place to stay. Stay with a couple of friends. There's no need to put up with that shit once you turn a legal adult.

[dooomcookie]

Why would someone joke about that?

[...] Thanks, though like I said. It was, uh, not literal. I do have a friend though.

[jerras]

It's Anon, people think it's fun to stir up shit.

Good. That's good. Just in general. Maybe find those friend or friends of yours to talk through this too.

[dooomcookie]

That's true. A lot of assholes run around this school.

I think I might do that. Right after I throw myself off Azurcrest cliff.

[...] Not to be taken as an actual threat to off myself, just fyi.

[jerras]

Not throwing yourself off a cliff would be a very good idea.

And I know you said you were joking, but in case you weren't, there are always people to talk about this with especially if you are who I think you are.

[dooomcookie]

It's comments like those that make me want to do it even more. Stop it.

[...] If you're suggesting I talk to a teacher about a gross exaggeration, also stop.

Stop scribbling too, now that I think of it.

[jerras]

Alright, buddy.
Stop right now.

[dooomcookie]

I don't think I know you well enough to be called buddy, but okay.