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[sugiru]

hello everyone. it is Takeru.

give me your star sign and the name of your crush and I will tell you your true love fortune

[...]

oh, glitter charms don't work. tragic.

I know what you are thinking, "Takeru, this is such a terrible idea. high schoolers are vile monster who only wish to cause undue harm to one another."
perhaps this is true.


that's all.

Comments

[sylla]

There is no such thing as true love at our age.

[sugiru]

this is a fair opinion to have, but I disagree. it is simply a spectacularly rare thing to find.

[henshinyo]

Hello, Takeru.

I am a Leo and my crush is the beautiful Etta Gray. Please tell me something very nice.

-Sun-mi

[ninjaleo]

In speed reading this I thought this comment said that I, Leo, had a crush on Sun-mi.

That's it, that's the most confusing moment this day has brought me.

[keepsmovin]

Can you divine the compatibility of a Cancer with Lucas Kowalski?

Or maybe just general advice on compatibility for Cancer in general would be good too.

[henshinyo]

Ah, Leo, I think we are much better as friends.

[sugiru]

do not worry Leo I know that your love is true, even though Sun-mi is quite ravishing.

[ninjaleo]

Agreed. Everything makes sense again.

[sugiru]

Oh no, Sun-mi, please be careful. Etta is quite a head turner, but if you are not careful, you may break vertebrae. Best to only pivot when gazing lovingly at her, today.

[chryseis]

[ninjaleo]

Just another same name as a star sign side effect I guess.

just providing general public service for all Cancers in need of love advice, yw~

[keepsmovin]

[stclair]

What the HECK is the sign for May

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Flighty Gemini with a crush on straight-faced Taurus????? Or do you like really need the names???

[sylla]

Yes, usually hormones are to blame for the lack of judgment.

[sugiru]

Lucas Kowaslki. Lucas Kowalski.

oh is that the one who looks like the boy version of the girl from the Ring? who am I to get in the way of true love? sigh. amore.

you are working with opposing signs, but that is not a bad thing. one compliments what the other lacks.

Cancer, in general, will do best finding love amongst friends. perhaps you should get to know your crush better?

[henshinyo]

Ah, I see, I see. I will pirouette excessively today.

[keepsmovin]

he has v good hair tho.

BUT WHY IS IT OPPOSING. Dammit. Oh wait, hang on. Does that mean it's a good match?

It's not for me. But also: my friend has like 39 other friends, so that's not really narrowing the options. Do you have other recommendations? Like other compatible star signs maybe?

[sugiru]

I will see what I can do, but oh, flighty Gemini you must work hard. Taurus craves stability. you prefer to play. Gemini may have to do the work here, because it will take convincing for Taurus to take them seriously.

for today, it seems as though Taurus might start a fight with a waiter, so I would avoid wining and dining. maybe a movie? or at the very least fast casual, instead.

[sugiru]

I cannot disagree with that, either. the hormones here are especially rampant, but what can you do? this is a school of models and adonises. it is strange. sometimes, I lie awake and wonder, "how did they find so many good looking teenagers? and why put them all in the woods where no one else can see?"

[sugiru]

it is a good name to have. a strong sign. look at Sun-mi, she is very strong. I have heard she can kick people to death.

[kingofthefairies]

Ummm what's a good match for a Gemini ???

[sugiru]

Cancer and Capricorn can potentially complement each other, filling in missing pieces, but they can also repel. it depends, I'm afraid.

Cancer has the best luck with other low key star signs, like Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo and Pisces. This week, it looks like Cancer's best bet is finding someone who agrees with them on the ending of the film Inception.

[sugiru]

playful Gemini is most compatible with Aries, Leo, Libra and Aquarius. fun signs!

do you have a preference?

[keepsmovin]

ON???

Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo and Pisces. Right.
Star signs care about INCEPTION???????? I mean, great movie, loved that movie. Had no idea that star signs interpreted movies too.

[kingofthefairies]

I don't super Know?? Basically ANYTHING? about this stuff
So I guess the answer is No Preference