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[sugiru]

hello everyone. it is Takeru.

give me your star sign and the name of your crush and I will tell you your true love fortune

[...]

oh, glitter charms don't work. tragic.

I know what you are thinking, "Takeru, this is such a terrible idea. high schoolers are vile monster who only wish to cause undue harm to one another."
perhaps this is true.


that's all.

Comments

[henshinyo]

Hello, Takeru.

I am a Leo and my crush is the beautiful Etta Gray. Please tell me something very nice.

-Sun-mi

[ninjaleo]

In speed reading this I thought this comment said that I, Leo, had a crush on Sun-mi.

That's it, that's the most confusing moment this day has brought me.

[henshinyo]

Ah, Leo, I think we are much better as friends.

[ninjaleo]

Agreed. Everything makes sense again.

[sugiru]

do not worry Leo I know that your love is true, even though Sun-mi is quite ravishing.

[ninjaleo]

Just another same name as a star sign side effect I guess.

[sugiru]

it is a good name to have. a strong sign. look at Sun-mi, she is very strong. I have heard she can kick people to death.

[ninjaleo]

That wouldn't surprise me at all.

[unregrettable]

I think you meant to write extremely ravishing.

[sugiru]

Oh no, Sun-mi, please be careful. Etta is quite a head turner, but if you are not careful, you may break vertebrae. Best to only pivot when gazing lovingly at her, today.

[henshinyo]

Ah, I see, I see. I will pirouette excessively today.

[unregrettable]

Pirouette straight into those glorious arms of hers.