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[untarnish]

Should we be doing all the usual things we do when we're anonymous? Admitting to our crushes? Slandering our peers? Everyone's been downright orderly today.

I'll throw my hat in the ring: tell me who you admire from afar and I'll tell you how you should ask them to Prom. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Comments

[bambae]

Rosemary Stoker.

[hisshiss]

BRoTHeR

[sylla]

Too late.

[untarnish]

Rosemary's no romantic, but she does seem like she'd secretly appreciate a demonstrative devotee. Have you considered shouting your invitation from a rooftop? The higher the better. Just watch out for birds.

[sheepish]

[cecaelian]

Coralee Wong

[bambae]

I'm afraid of heights. Serious question - do you think throwing water balloons at her while shouting my invitation will work instead?

[untarnish]

Walk deep into the woods. Find the smoothest, roundest stone. Press it to your cheek until it's warm and whisper all your affections into it. Then throw it into the lake.

If it washes back up, you'll have your answer.

[bambae]

what the fuck is wrong with you people.

they could go on a double date Ennis

[hisshiss]

[untarnish]

What girl doesn't love being pelted with projectiles? Just make sure you have an audience.

[untarnish]

For at least a few of you, I'd imagine. But our less socially adept classmates still need my help.

[untarnish]

Coralee will only accept an invitation from the beau who makes her a dress of spun gold and spider's silk with his own two hands.

[ulixes]

Tell me all about Mackenzie Prince. See, I'm a devoted freshman just dying to win her affections. I'll even hold off slandering my peers 'til I've got it figured out.

[untarnish]

I'm so sorry to tell you, but Mackenzie Prince is the one girl in the entire universe who you can never have. She's fated for another.

[meerigold]

LUCAS!!! I could get lost in that hair!!

[keepsmovin]

Maybe that's the key to controlling the madness! Split it up. Divide and conquer. Instead of letting it all explode in the confined space of one shared entry.

[keepsmovin]

Right???
Wait are you Bash
probs not, lbr
wait does it mean Bash has competition???

[meerigold]

Avery. She seems to have noticed every boy but me. :(

[meerigold]

Reid!! I don't care if he can only last for twenty minutes!!!

[untarnish]

Lucas is a difficult prospect, but if you sneak into his room at night and rearrange his shoes to spell your message, that should do the trick. If he doesn't have enough shoes to spell anything, I'm afraid you're out of luck.

[bubblewrapped]

[ulixes]

Damn. I can feel my heart breaking. No no, I refuse to accept it. Man is the master of his own destiny.

[solveforx]

Off the market, friendo.

[untarnish]

Men all like to believe that.