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[professionalcorpse]

to anybody that needs a room this summer, due to whatever:

we got space at mine. (it ain't a HUGE amount of space or nothing, but there's at least two rooms - depending on the amount of sisters we got in residence - and they got doors and everything.) it ain't an imposition. my mom doesn't mind. won't be the first time. she's done it before.

note: YOU'D have to deal with my family living there. which is probably a gigantic imposition for YOU. but the offer stands. for, y'know, however long you need it.

i mean, we're not the hotel california. but it's something.

- bash lacroix

p.s. - hush your mouth, wyatt. nobody's gonna murder me if i offer them a room for a bit.
p.p.s. - i am also not a murderer. just, as a general and possibly reassuring note.

Comments

[solveforx]

[...]

You are a very good human being, Bash Lacroix.

[professionalcorpse]

eh, i'm all right. my mom's the nice one.

and, i mean, we live in canarsie - so you might just get too close to one of the train stations and get eaten by mutated rodents or something.

[solveforx]

I've never seen mutant train rodents before. Sounds like an adventure.

[addytives]

Bash Lacroix is the best person alive.

[professionalcorpse]

categorically untrue.

[addytives]

If you can't allow me Full Hyperbole please accept like, Top Five

[keepsmovin]

Seconded!

[evercreep]

Honestly tempting, but if I run away from home I think there may be unforeseen consequences.

[professionalcorpse]

are the unforeseen consequences murderers?

[evercreep]

No, actually. So I have that in my favour.

[potionz]

That's really sweet. xx

Maybe we can set up a network of safe homes?

Z

[professionalcorpse]

dude, that'd be EXCELLENT.

even if they were just used as magic-safe pitstops during traveling or someplace you knew you could get in touch with your parents if you did something stupid.

[potionz]

Yes!

I like this very much.
It could be a listing with a corresponding map?

We'd just have to verify that these places really were safe, I guess.

Z

[dooomcookie]

You are awesome. Just in case I haven't said it recently.

-Ryan

[keepsmovin]

what. why are we offering space out to the WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
I am not okay with this.
we do not know this FOR SURE. there are A LOT of MURDER ANONS.

[professionalcorpse]

WE aren't, i am. and this is hardly the whole world. there's like - 160 people here in total. that's not that many people. there are more people than that on my block.

[keepsmovin]

there aren't MURDER ANONS in your block though. at least, I hope there aren't.

[Warded to Bash--oh wait a minute]
Not having wards is really inconvenient. So. I think I know a way. It's about prom. I need to find you and talk to you since the journals are broken. But here's a Brilliant Idea coming right up!

[kazim]

I know someone I can push your way.

[professionalcorpse]

that'd be totally okay.

[bubblewrapped]

That's exactly the sort of thing a murderer would say, tho.

[professionalcorpse]

true.

shit.

how do i take that back?

[humansunshine]

Bash you are the sweetest person!!

Bash would be very good to live with, even his family also, do not listen to him about them, his sister is wonderful!

-Gabi

[professionalcorpse]

no way. that's totally and absolutely you, gabs!

that's because ariel loves you.

- bash

[insightfulness]

You're such a nice guy, Bash!!! I hope someone who really needs this will ask.

- Bianca

[pintsizedsass]

Bash, I literally have no real need for a safe house, but can I come over just because of how fun your family sounds and how awesome you are?

-Ana (officially requesting a reservation)