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[dumb_ass]

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Jaime, and Vee]

Bianca broke up with me :(

I have a disturbing amount of chocolate to eat, if you want some. Alternatively, thanks to those who gave me chocolate.

[Warded to Chris]

Thanks again, man.

Comments

First Ward

[sheepish]

I heard
She said you broke up with her?

I'm so sorry!

Oh, was the chocolate anon you? How are your cramps?

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

The cramps were a cover Ennis..

Re: First Ward

[sheepish]

I was joking... Sorry.

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

Aw man, I'm sorry. My sense of humor is kinda shot right now.

First Ward

[cheerpowers]

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

How are you doing? I mean, aside from the obvious.

I have more chocolate if you need it. Or just whatever you need I'm here!

Glad you don't have cramps at least though ;)

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, Vee.

I'm... I'll be okay.

Me too tbh? The way everyone was talking about them, they sound awful.

First Ward

[cheerpowers]

Of course. It's such a crappt thing to go through. Nobody should have to deal with it on their own.

I know you will. It will just take time. And good company.

They are pretty bad, to be fair. Guys are lucky.

First Ward

[peanutbuttercup]

Yeah, I heard. Sorry.

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

You heard?

First Ward

[peanutbuttercup]

She mentioned it. She said you broke up with her, though

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

She's mentioned it to you? Weird.

I didn't know you were friends.

First Ward

[peanutbuttercup]

Well, she kinda told everybody.

First Ward

[dumb_ass]

[...] what?

Oz

[bambae]

No problem dude.

[...]

Me and Levi have this youth group that we do to stay out of trouble. You can join it, if you want.

Oz and Chris

[dumb_ass]

What does Youth Group entail?

Re: Oz and Chris

[bambae]

It's our discrete way of referring to going to the woods and getting high whenever some kind of fuckery happens. You've got some kind of fuckery going on.

Not a lot of youthing or grouping actually occurs.

Re: Oz and Chris

[dumb_ass]

Well that sounds fuckin fantastic.

Apparently Bianca told everyone?? That we broke up??

So Youth Group sounds perfect.

hey i'm gonna delete ennis's comments bc of the retcon and we can start over.

[sheepish]

(i'm on mobile so i'll be slow and clumsy with it.)