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[chryseis]

Do you enjoy long walks? Warm spring days? Flower garlands? Menial labor? Protecting your loved ones from home intruders?

If so, I am seeking your buddyship for an hour or so this afternoon. For more details, inquire below.

Comments

[duelled]

That's quite a list.

[chryseis]

Does it peak your interest?

[duelled]

Do I qualify if I'm 4 for 5?

[dollywould]

Have you ever known me to pass up menial labor in my life

[chryseis]

I just wasn't sure about your stance on warm spring days!

[dollywould]

Mostly because I have trouble figuring out when it stops being "warm" and when it starts being "hot", which is a passionate debate we should probably have here and now.

[birdbrainy]

How important is my opinion on flower garlands?

[chryseis]

You mustn't detest them.

[birdbrainy]

Would the applicant be wearing them?

[solveforx]

You had me at flower garlands

[chryseis]

So, you're sayin I oughta open with a flower garland next time I talk to my crush? Forget hello!

[caritasmitis]

I must admit my attention was grabbed by flowers...

[chryseis]

Well, I know a certain someone who doesn't seem too keen on the flowers but I know for a fact is very good at menial labor, so y'all'd be the perfect buddies for this task!

[badassbeaterbabe]

I'm in, loved one.

[chryseis]

I hear love squared is the strongest type, so I'm very glad to hear that! I'm in the gardens when you have a free minute.

[ninjaleo]

Inquiring. Any chance this'll still be going after dinner?

[chryseis]

With all these inquiring minds, phase one will probably wrap up pretty quick, but ...

Do you like warm spring evenings?

[sunsoutgunsout]

sup

VOTE CASEY + RILEY

[chryseis]

Are you gonna retract your sup if I don't vote Ri Casey + Riley??

[bambae]

[...] Protecting your loved ones from home intruders?

[sunsoutgunsout]

could be another fuckin swan
like a real one

VOTE CASEY + RILEY

[chryseis]

Key component.

[gonnabefamous]

PICK MEEEEEEE!

[chryseis]

After a lengthy and intensive application process, I'm happy to announce that you, CAMERON CARNEY, have been selected as head of Hanging Things In High Places. Congrats!

[orangepip]

Home intruders? I enjoy all those things, if you'd like another buddy!