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[readingrainbows]

WARDED TO REECE:

Hi Reece! Do you have a minute? Because I need some totally hypothetical PREFECT ADVICE.

If you HYPOTHETICALLY found out about, I don't know, say, a SKELETON MINE and also you HYPOTHETICALLY were a sophomore prefect, would you hypothetically keep this information to yourself? Because maybe you know that as a class we KIND OF have a tendency to stick our noses into trouble, but ALSO maybe you know that this is a really, really cool fact that maybe explained a lot of stuff!!! Hypothetical stuff!!!! Hypothetically.

No rush! Just wondering.

[ approximately ten mins later, because impulse control is an even bigger mystery to zach than ghosts ]

WARDED TO THE SOPHOMORES:

HEY, do you guys want to hear something super awesome I learned today?!?!‽‽‽

Comments

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

Y E S

Sophomores

[meerigold]

Y E S!!!

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

GOOD, because I was excited to share. I was at the library today talking BONDING with Ms. Petrichor and she laid some sweet knowledge on me. Turns out, she knows a TON of stuff about the local history of this school.

Sophomores

[meerigold]

TELL US MORE!!!

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

DUDE don't bogart that knowledge.

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

Sorry, I got distracted! You know I would never.

Okay, SO. How do I put this tactfully Well. You guys know that old skull? The one that was found under [ ... ] semi-unfortunate circumstances?

Sophomores

[bubblewrapped]

I already do not like where this is going.

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

UH OH, Jeffy's a BIG NERD. Charlie too.

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

Aw MAN how'm i gonna tell my parents??

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

I know it's a big step.

Sophomores

[professionalcorpse]

is there another answer to this sort of question?

i mean. really.

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

I try to respect all types. EVEN people who wouldn't recognize a sweet educational opportunity when it smacked them in the face.

Sophomores

[professionalcorpse]

knowledge is power.

i had that on a keychain once.

Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

I love it. I want one.

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

I mean Charlie added punctuation so YEAH KIND OF!

Sophomores

[professionalcorpse]

that's fair. punctuation IS important.

Re: Sophomores

[keepsmovin]

This. Exactly. LAY IT ON US, ZACH!

Re: Sophomores

[readingrainbows]

I'm working on it! Thanks for being such a GOOD AUDIENCE.

Reece/Zach - about half an hour later

[peanutbuttercup]

This isn't hypothetical.

Reece/Zach - about half an hour later

[readingrainbows]

I'm VERY imaginative, Reece!

Reece/Zach

[peanutbuttercup]

Tell your friends if you want to. Just don't let them go on any skeleton-hunting adventures. [...] What were the skeletons mining for, anyway?

Reece/Zach

[readingrainbows]

Not sure! Silver, maybe? Or gilsonite! I have to do a lot more hypothetical research into the geology of Logan.

Reece/Zach

[peanutbuttercup]

I really need you to confirm that nobody's planning on looking for the mines.

Sophs

[notacad]

ALWAYS

Sophsomores

[fillefidele]

Of course!