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So if anyone happens to find a turtle in their cabin, most likely Ribbonfin but I don't know, weirder things have happened here, could you let me know?

I'm missing mine. Female turtle, responds to the name Ted Williams, orange and yellow shell that looks like it's painted but it's not. Reddish stripes on her head? ~~What other ways do you describe turtles~~ Slow blinking eyes. Likes [. . .] bananas and strawberries.

I know turtles don't usually respond to names but hear me out, this one is like magical or something and she does. If you find a turtle like that just let me know. Here or something. I don't know, I've never lost her here before.

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TED'S MISSING?! I'll help you look for her! Do you want me to make posters??

I swear I went to sleep for a nap and I have no idea how she got out of her tank but maybe the little rock thing is too high and she climbed out. But she was gone.

No man, that's cool, you don't need to make posters or anything like that. We can go look for her, I have a head of lettuce and some strawberries, we can hopefully bait her into coming back.

She couldn't have gone far. She is a turtle after all. Maybe lay out snacks and see if she comes back.

Missing: turtle that looks like a turtle. GOT IT. She can't have gotten very far very fast.

STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY IT.

HOLD ON, LADY TED!

Maybe Katya should have taken Divination!

Look that's not my fault. At all.

One time I found her back home at the Dollar Tree down the street. Like four blocks down the street. She had only been gone for a day.

This isn't a normal turtle. It can like apparate or something.

Oh no I'm really rubbish at that. I turn out looking like one of those old gypsy women you see at sketchy fairs.

I mean how else do you explain a turtle.

Tie a balloon to her! That way if she goes missing you can find her. But not too big or she'd float away. Or maybe charm something to her that send did a blinking light.

This would be helpful if she was already back, huh.

It is if you're some secret psychic or something.

You know I wouldn't tell you if I was. Right?

[. . .] Yeah. It would have been helpful yesterday.

I mean that is how they roll, I bet.

One of them told me I would grow up to be a No-Maj plummer in Denmark. I'm sure they're very good at their jobs but I don't even know what they are.

Sorry I didn't know we'd have a turtle emergency today. I'll see if Mischief can find her. He can scout sorta.

Come here, let me read your palm.

I've got an uncle that's a plumber. They fix toilets and sinks and stuff.

It sounds like a crappy job but they make bank.

Tricksters good at cold reading. Making things very vague so you can interpret them as you wish.

Or maybe you did[. . .]?

If it's that bird thing then no, that thing is scary.

[. . .] Maybe after I find Ted.

If they let us bring dogs here that would be so much easier, they don't call turtles Man's Best Friend or anything.

Oh noo, not Ted :(

Maybe we can accio her.
Very gently.

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