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[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

So if anyone happens to find a turtle in their cabin, most likely Ribbonfin but I don't know, weirder things have happened here, could you let me know?

I'm missing mine. Female turtle, responds to the name Ted Williams, orange and yellow shell that looks like it's painted but it's not. Reddish stripes on her head? What other ways do you describe turtles Slow blinking eyes. Likes [. . .] bananas and strawberries.

I know turtles don't usually respond to names but hear me out, this one is like magical or something and she does. If you find a turtle like that just let me know. Here or something. I don't know, I've never lost her here before.

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[puphart]

TED'S MISSING?! I'll help you look for her! Do you want me to make posters??

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I swear I went to sleep for a nap and I have no idea how she got out of her tank but maybe the little rock thing is too high and she climbed out. But she was gone.

No man, that's cool, you don't need to make posters or anything like that. We can go look for her, I have a head of lettuce and some strawberries, we can hopefully bait her into coming back.

[puphart]

HOLD ON, LADY TED!

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

She couldn't have gone far. She is a turtle after all. Maybe lay out snacks and see if she comes back.

[gdilevi]

STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY IT.

[puphart]

Maybe Katya should have taken Divination!

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

One time I found her back home at the Dollar Tree down the street. Like four blocks down the street. She had only been gone for a day.

This isn't a normal turtle. It can like apparate or something.

[gdilevi]

Missing: turtle that looks like a turtle. GOT IT. She can't have gotten very far very fast.

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I mean how else do you explain a turtle.

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh noo, not Ted :(

Maybe we can accio her.
Very gently.

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I've never tried to Accio a living thing, that whole idea kind of freaks me out.

[birdbrainy]

Did someone check over by the gardens yet?

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

[. . .] That's a good idea.

Okay I need to make a list.

[bambae]

Mufasa's a natural hunter. I'd offer her to help in your search, but the chances of her not eating a turtle is probably only fifty fifty. But Ted has a shell so, the chances of Mufasa managing to crack that shell is probably far less than fifty fifty.

You can use my cat, I mean. If you want. And if your turtle's smart enough to hide in its shell during confrontations.

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

If she's my turtle, she's unlucky already, and I'm not sure how tough she is against a cat. But again, my turtle, so the probability's probably not good with that too, since she's probably unlucky as hell also.

I'm not sure she is, but thanks, man.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Aww tutrle.

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

Of all the things I thought would happen if I had a turtle, her bolting for escape wasn't one of them.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

Oh no! Don't worry, we'll keep an eye out. Aristotle is pretty great at finding lost things, do you want to have me send him out on a flight?

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I mean if he's busy already, then don't worry about it, I'm gonna go looking for her. I don't want to like, bug people over my own problem.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

Where did you last see her? I will start looking right away! I'm sure she will be found very soon!

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I thought she was in her tank on my desk but I didn't exactly look closely, I didn't think turtles moved that much, and this only happened once before.

I hope so, thanks.

[cygninae]

Set up a trap with the fruit?

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, I have some strawberries and lettuce leading back to my cabin, if the ants don't eat it first.

[decisive.insanejournal.com]

Merlin, I hope you find her. I'm assuming you've checked all of her favourite places that she'd be likely to wander off to?

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

I think so, I should have paid closer attention to her favorite things more. I don't even know her star sign exactly, and apparently that's important, but I didn't know.