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[guthriegazette]

Is there anything in particular anyone wants to see in this or next month's newsletter? With prom near and finals fast approaching I thought getting an early start figuring out stories might not be the worst idea.

Not that halfway through the month is in any way an 'early start' for the May newsletter, of course.

[Warded to Aiden]

Pulling the big brother card.

Avoid the woods as much as humanly possible until whatever is going on is resolved.

This demand extends into next year if necessary.

Comments

Guthrie Bros

[dragonaid]

now wouldnt be a good time to tell you that some of us are planning
Of course. I, unlike many of my peers, do not have a death wish.

Are you okay though? I feel like the seniors collectively may not have their shit together as much as I imagined it to be.

Guthrie Bros

[guthriegazette]

I can't decide if I should be suspicious because you didn't put up a fight or be thankful that you have a good head on your shoulders.

I'm fine. We're all just doing the senior year meltdown thing. I'm sure you're super looking forward to that chapter in your life, huh? (Please don't have a meltdown when you're a senior.)

Guthrie Bros

[dragonaid]

The latter, if I may say so.

No. I am not looking forward to senior year at all. It all seems [...] terribly dramatic.

Guthrie Bros

[guthriegazette]

Jury's still out on my side.

[...]

I promise it's not as bad as it seems. It is definitely a little dramatic, but some of that is tied up in who you're leav other people being dramatic. So just stay away from everyone and you'll be golden!

Guthrie Bros

[dragonaid]

Lucky for me that's probably not going to be a problem at all.

[...]
Should we have dinner together some time?

Guthrie Bros

[guthriegazette]

[...]

Yeah, let's grab dinner Monday or Tuesday or something.

stay away and you'll be golden lmao

[un_kept]

Asher knows what's up man - antisocialness

[guthriegazette]

[solveforx]

Maybe don't cover the Ribbonfin/Coppertale quidditch match. Probably don't bring up the forest thing. Keep it light, Lewis

This month: Investigative report into what the hell, Utah weather, I mean really.

Next month: S-S-S-Senior J-J-J-Jorts Day.

[untarnish]

What are jorts?

[solveforx]

Classic Americana. Blue jean shorts, preferably made at home with a pair of scissors.

[untarnish]

Then I've got to assume that "Senior Jorts Day" is the one day a year you can wear them with impunity.

[solveforx]

Yeah, like, I wouldn't be caught dead in them otherwise.

[jijmjr]

Soooo, you don't wanna come to my 'Jorts Only' luncheon tomorrow?

[solveforx]

Well if it's for ~networking~ I might make an exception.

[guthriegazette]

Agreed, what the hell, Utah? At least Senior Jorts Day isn't today.

I'll put my snooping skills to work and get to the bottom of this strange summer snow! By snooping through some historical meteorological data, I guess.

[solveforx]

If I'm going to commit fashion crimes, it's gotta be done in sweltering heat, I say.

Consult the hell out of those farmer's almanacs, Asher. Hopefully you turn up more than just, "It's, like, a weird place."

[jijmjr]

I'd like a word search.

[guthriegazette]

Ask and ye shall receive.

[orangepip]

You should write about the musical! Or interview seniors who take advanced studies, so that sophomores who are thinking about picking up an extra class can decide which one.

[guthriegazette]

There will definitely be a piece about the musical! The senior interviews are a great idea, Pippa - I'll find some willing participants to help you all out!

[orangepip]

Thanks!!