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[quickbuck]

WARDED TO SOPHOMORES, MINUS JADE. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT MINUS JADE

Do you guys think going to the Anti-Prom party would be like... really dumb considering what happened this week

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Sophomores

[evercreep]

I'm absolutely certain Todd isn't interested in speculating on my past, and the brief moment where I made him was involuntary.

Sophomores

[stclair]

Charlotte is RIGHT tho, being a virgin is only a benefit in the current SUPERNATURAL CIRCUMSTANCES!!!! Everyone should be proud of their 100% virgin status!!!!!

Sophomores

[quickbuck]

not sure virgin status needs a 100 point scale

Sophomores

[stclair]

OK OK OK should we grade it like olive oil instead??? Like Calvin is virgin and Todd is EXTRA VIRGIN??????

he's literally gonna cry you guys

[quickbuck]

I'M SO SORRY marin RNGed which of these losers deserved that burn

[evercreep]

OMG this is the best thing I've ever read

[cheerpowers]

 

SO GOOD.

[meerigold]

Sophomores

[evercreep]

It sounds as though none of us have anything to worry about if we want to go to anti-prom, then.

Except for Todd, of course, who I heard has "done stuff."

Sophomores

[longcons]

STOP. Todd's knowledge is vast and arcane.

Sophomores

[stclair]

Which is EXACTLY why we need Todd at anti-prom!!!!!! We're assembling a crack team of Grotto anti-prom specialists!!!!

Sophomores

[evercreep]

He does seem well read.