gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

A crotchety owl delivers a parcel to Quinn Cunningham at breakfast. She looks confused while she's opening the package, and like she's never going to share details about her life ever again with her parents after she's looked over the contents.

To HRH
Princess Pear,

It has recently come to our attention through our expansive network of spies that you will be attending a ball without the appropriate apparel. "But King Bosch!" we hear you cry, "I plan to don one of my regular gowns!"

Pish posh. Your cousin's risqué hand-me-downs aren't suitable for your high school prom.

Enclosed, you will find a costume befitting a Princess. How lucky you are that we were naught but a tailor prior to building our vast and successful kingdom on the backs of deep-pocketed crafters.

Yours sincerely,
King Bosch IV

[The package contains the above prom dress (except in pear) and a tiara. Gord took the 'Princess Pear' role seriously.]

A second, smaller note also falls out of the envelope.

I talked him down from a ball gown twice the size.

There were sequins.

Love,
Mom

It delivers a package to Ty Hawkeswood; there's no note but there is an unopened box of sugary cereal.

And finally, a note for Jesse McBride.

Ivy Templeton sounds like a very nice girl.

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those trumpets are hella cute pass it on

i regret not saying that they made a little fanfare when she opened the letter + might retcon it in