[no more quinnspam tonight, i promise]

[quinning]

How [...] in-character is everyone planning to get for prom? It seems I've been left with little choice.

PREFECTS:

I wouldn't mind a distraction from this week's anonymous post. I wasn't much help with the last two but I'd be happy to lend a hand this time.

NHL WARD (CHRIS, HAZEL, & JESSE):

2011: Boston Bruins, or so I hear
2012: Los Angeles Kings, or so I hear
2013: Chicago Blackhawks, or so I hear
2014: I can't say because I'm not in Divination, but if I miss my fourth Stanley Cup finals in a row I can't be held accountable for my actions.

I assume I'm not alone, but how can we watch the finals? I'd settle for listening to it if there's no other option.
- Sneak into Logan (NOT AN OPTION)
- Spend the next two weeks trying to charm an old radio into working for five hours on one specific day
- Blackmail Merrill to blackmail a staff member with a working television
- Petition for a Logan trip and find a way into a sports bar without getting expelled
- ?????

Help.

PROM WARD (CHRIS, ROSY, & TY):

I've given the situation a lot of thought and I believe that Rosy and I should room together after prom. We need some girl time.

Comments

Prom Ward

[browbeats]

[...]

I feel like I missed a step.

Re: Prom Ward

[bambae]

i got this for you

She wants "girl time"

Prom Ward

[browbeats]

Your quotation marks did literally nothing to help the situation.

Prom Ward

[quinning]

See? This is exactly the sort of insight the QCBB was lacking!

Re: Prom Ward

[bambae]

It's obviously code for something that's not actually girl time, Ro

Prom Ward

[quinning]

Oh, I forgot to mention: you joined Tess, Jesse, and Chris in the Quinn Cunningham Besties Brigade. Considering the latter two it was a fairly sad competition, but congratulations, you still won!

Re: Prom Ward

[bambae]

"Won"

Prom Ward

[browbeats]

Quiet you, stop dirtying up my victory with your quotation marks.

Prom Ward

[browbeats]

Damn, you already know the quickest way to my heart is to tell me I technically won something.

I'm sorry

[bambae]

[nhl ward]

Wish one of us had been gifted with that rare foresight these past four years. Could've been trying to charm a radio this whole time

[...]

So which one of us is blackmailing Merrill?

[prom ward]

Girl time has never sounded so suspicious before, Cunningham.

NHL Ward

[quinning]

Hey, Chris. Go fuck yourself.

I volunteer Jesse.

Re: NHL Ward

[bambae]

Thought the other ward was designated for that, Quinn.

I volunteer hazel. She's more adorable.

Prefects

[browbeats]

I kind of forgot the anonymous post hadn't technically happened this month. Did you have any ideas, or are we starting from scratch?

[kingofthefairies]

Ummm
Mine's like 70/30 in/out
It's certainly Inspired but not entirely Faithful (just like Sister Chartreuse)

laurel's last line is TOO GOOD

[quinning]

Splendid.

Have you noticed how Drusilla's the only one in our cabin without a green-themed name? Does that strike you as suspicious at all?

Re: laurel's last line is TOO GOOD

[procrastinatory]

Bloody suspicious that one.

Prefects

[heyitsnia]

Maybe we could do something tied to prom prep. Making corsages and boutonnieres? Helping to design last minute outfits? Prom is way more exciting than writing anonymously at this point.

Prefects

[quinning]

Like the Masquerade craft party? There are probably a lot of students who could take advantage of that. [...] I'm no help with making corsages, but I've transfigured a dress or two in my day.

Prefects

[browbeats]

And I can [...] supervise.

Prefects

[heyitsnia]

Yeah, a part two to that! It'll be a little more complicated than masks, but I'm sure we can recruit some crafty students to help out and put enough glitter in one spot and you've got these guys distracted for at least two to three hours.

Prefects

[casperkim]

Doesn't tying this to prom automatically cut out everyone who's going to try to go to anti-prom? And those are probably some of the same shitheads we need to worry about on the Anonymous Post.

[...]

But I guess the only way to catch those people would be to make this thing mandatory, anyway.

Prefects

[heyitsnia]

Oh, Casper, my little ray of sunshine, who's to say people won't want a nice floral arrangement while they stomp around in the woods? And anyway, we add some snacks and drinks, bill it as a "party (PLUS prom stuff!!)" and badda bing badda boom, it's all inclusive.

Quinn/Jesse

[jijmjr]

Do you think your dad will let us room in college now that he knows I'm an Ivy League guy?

Prom - Be my roommate.
Anon Post - You are boring and a Judas.
NHL - Why not sneak away to Logan?

Quinn/Jesse - I FORGET, which school did (t)he(y) decide on?

[quinning]

He'll think it's a convenient way to leave more watchful eyes in your belongings. And my expectations are now set unreasonably high; I demand a highly-involved song and dance roomie-prosal.

As for the last two items [...] fuck the woods and fuck the Thing living there.

[caritasmitis]

I'm going all out!