(no subject)

[evercreep]

[Warded to Dimi]

[...]

It feels like everything's gone back to normal, doesn't it? Are you o

[Warded to Sophomores]

Alright, classmates.

I need more than five and less than ten people to confirm for me that they think Todd Skynner would be a desirable prom date and/or that he's "cute". This is in order to surpass the record set by Jeffy Key, who has a remarkable 7 interested parties. Your opinions will only be counted if you haven't previously expressed a positive opinion on Todd Skynner's eligibility, but you're welcome to contribute in any case.

TODD	JEFFY
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VOTING IS CLOSED. IT'S A TIE.

Comments

Sophomores

[theniceboy]

Surpass the record set by Jeffy for what purpose?

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Curiosity.

Sophomores

[stclair]

I shot water INTO THIS FACE on Dyngus Day!!!!!!

Sophomores

[evercreep]

You shot water at 75% of the sophomore class.

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

Todd is SUPER "CUTE"

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Aiding your rival, Jeffy?

Evercreeches

[evercretin]

About that... Well, I certainly feel a more normal than I have in quite a while. What about you, though? Alright?

Evercreeches

[evercreep]

Alright as I can be, I guess.

I decided not to go to prom, though.

Sophomores

[lilwitchhazel]

What counts as "previously expressed a positive opinion on Todd Skynner's eligibility"??? Like. Does sort of picking on him count??

Sophomores

[stclair]

It's how she expresses her AFFECTION, Calvin!!!!!!

Sophomores

[evercreep]

In this case study I'm looking for explicit verbal affirmations of his attractiveness as a prom date and/or person.

Sophomores

[magitechnically]

I'm not sure if I've ALREADY expressed a positive opinion, but I'm PRETTY SURE he was on my LIST at one point!!

Sophomores

[evercreep]

You keep a list?

Sophomores

[professionalcorpse]

please clarify the difference between cute and "cute"

for the sake of accuracy.

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Oh, you can assume I'm in search of genuine admirers. I just can't weigh in on the topic myself. I'm trying to keep a clinical distance, hence the insincere quotation marks.

Sophomores

[bubblewrapped]

PROS OF TODD

Good hat

Has a car

Friends with Cash Holcomb, a Certified Honorary Chickabro

Funny

Objectively cute

PROS OF NOT TODD

Some people like to be alone

You will not feel self-conscious about whether his hat is better than yours

Cars are bad for the environment

Looks like Todd wins out over Not Todd.

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Those are excellent points about Todd. Thank you, Lucas. I hadn't considered factoring in the hat, but it really is an important variable.

Sophomores

[odder]

Todd Skynner will make a prom date reasonably glad they went with him, one day.

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Mild, but acceptable. You don't seem like the sort to get worked up over what I've been told is an "objectively cute" "very nice face".

Sophomores

[quickbuck]

WHAT is going on here

Sophomores

[evercreep]

A quick survey.

Sophomores

[racingstripe]

HI TODD

Apparently we're in competition?? GOOD LUCK IN THIS APPARENT COMPETITION

Sophomores

[insightfulness]

Todd is great! I'd go to prom with him if I didn't already have a date.

Sophomores

[evercreep]

And they're tied! So far as I know, that it. Honestly this has become a mess, everyone's voting for everyone, it's madness.

Sophomores

[pintsizedsass]

I'm not sure if my opinion counts but. Todd is definitely cute! And he's definitely good prom date material.

Sophomores

[evercreep]

Unfortunately it does not, as you are part of the original three admirers Todd cited before this competition began.

Sophomores

[sochill]

I think he's pretty cute

Sophomores

[quickbuck]

go AWAY, Ramon