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[insightfulness]

It's really begining to hit me that the school year is almost over.

Have I talked about this already? I'm sorry if it's a repeat topic, I am a little loony from lack of sleep. I'm trying not to think about I'm still trying to figure what I'm going to do this summer break, there's so many options! No there isn't. Why am I lying? You're so stupid Bianca I'm actually so excited to get back home now and be able to sleep in my own bed. Maybe I'll pick up a new familiar, too.

Sorry for my late night ramblings hehe. Pathetic. Move on already.

Comments

[destructobot]

Honestly, what more could anyone ask for? It's a fucking hedgehog. If looking at one isn't enough, just hold it for two seconds.

[imnotlistening]

RIGHT? Like. Sonic is so cool, I can't put it into words. It would be easier just to let someone hold him and see.

They're really underestimated, I feel.

[destructobot]

Yeah, Sid's like [...]
I'd tell you, but I think you get it.

Totally.

[untarnish]

I'm not sure I've ever seen you bond before.

[destructobot]

Haven't you heard? I'm slightly less of an asshole lately.

[untarnish]

That's my reach goal for next year.

[destructobot]

Start training now and maybe by this time then, you too will be making small talk with random sophomores.

[untarnish]

Probably not. I've met a couple of them and I wasn't impressed.

[destructobot]

Yeah, let's dream bigger.

[untarnish]

Not all hedgehogs are as smart as Sid, you know.

[destructobot]

That doesn't make them any less fucking adorable.

[untarnish]

They're prickly.

[destructobot]

They can't help it.

[untarnish]

They smell funny.

[destructobot]

Sid smells like baby shampoo from his luxurious sink baths, thank you very much.

[untarnish]

We've already established that Sid is far superior to the ordinary hedgehog.

[destructobot]

What can I say? I'm a proud father.

[untarnish]

So if Bianca can get your exact hedgehog, then and only then would I recommend it.

[destructobot]

Between my admittedly major bias and your understandable, yet weirdly emphatic critique lies the truth.

[untarnish]

Maybe I just want to set up a likely suspect so that when Sid goes missing nobody will come after me.

[destructobot]

Sid would never go willingly.

[untarnish]

Lucky for a would-be hedgehog thief he only weighs a kilo.

[destructobot]

His attitude weighs more than that.

Ah, my son.