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[Maggie & Cricket]

My hiking boots have freshmen puke on them.

My everyday shoes got squonked.

My dress shoes were stinksapped.

Please help me save at least one pair so I don't end up in my barn boots at prom. They're not even the right color.

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You waited two days before prom to tell us.

What shoe size do you wear?

I got distracted?

10.5. ~~I don't n~~ I'm just hoping to save at least one of them from an early grave.

You need new shoes anyway. You'll never get the squonk out.

What color is your suit?

I'm starting to think I'll never be de-squonked.

It's... gray. But like a medium gray. Medium to heavy gray. That might not be the official color name.

Your skin cells will eventually shed and be replaced over time.

A slate gray? Black shoes. Do you need new socks? Which tie are you wearing?

[...] I feel like you would probably know if I need new socks before I did. But I THINK my socks are okay?

~~I hadn't really decided on a t~~ I was thinking that... black and white kind of striped one?

Edited 2017-05-25 15:24 (UTC)

I'm getting you new dress socks anyway. I will keep them in my room so that there is no chance of Squonk cross-contamination.

I like that one. That's a good choice. Do you have a corsage for Tabitha on order yet?

You really don't have to. Is anyone even going to be looking at my socks? I plan on keeping my shoes on as much a conceivably possible.

Okay THAT I did do. And I asked Mr. Hightower so it wasn't just my less than competent hands making the call.

Does this get me a gold star, or do I just barely break even?

If you want to collect your gold stars, you have to tell us ahead of time. I'm fresh out.

Aw, man, now all I've got are the really bad ones Quinn draws me when I get 100% on a practice test.

Edited 2017-05-25 16:22 (UTC)

I'll be looking at your socks. They'll peek out when the hem of your pants is raised.

You get a bronze star for doing the bare minimum, but I am taking it away because you waited two days before prom to tell us you need new shoes.

What color star would you take away from me if you looked at my socks and saw that they were the ones with holes in the heels?

You would be in star debt to me.

This sounds worse than student loan debt. I hear star interest rates are astronomical.

If it's any constellation, I don't charge interest rates.

That's good, I couldn't handle star jail, I'm fragile and out of space puns.

If not, I can make one! There are some small peonies in the garden that haven't quite bloomed. They'd look really nice with like ... a berry accent.

Tabitha is Miss Magenta, right?

Yeah she's Miss Magenta. And I'm Mr. Bisque, which I'm almost completely sure is the color of my mom's fridge.

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whoops i thought prom was saturday, not friday. my bad

we'll just pretend this was yesterday. or Maggie is giving nate way too much credit.