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Idk WHY I ever abandoned my Bluejay Babies last year, no school can EVER stack up to the AzurBEST HOUSE IN EXISTENCE EVER. That is an actual certifiable FACT.

[Jr Azurbabes]

lmao so that Rafael guy can go fuck himself right? Ok yeah I'll go drink alone in the cabin and not join people bc that's not what alcoholics do right? Hope no one drinks too much and then DIES ALONE bc they felt all shamed and shit.

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He's funny on that power trip, isn't he? I don't think they want anyone drinking alone but lol that IS how it sounded.
If it wasn't for Cecil, I'd make alcohol deliveries to every cabin in camp like right now
Also if I had that much booze which I do not.

Like if this kind of bullshit worked on me my mom wouldn't have sent me away to boarding school.

But like I'm from Alaska, we're the leave me the fuck alone state, so leave me the fuck alone. DON'T REGULATE ME, DUDE.

Lol PREACH. Like seriously. It's stupid anyway. Like nothing happened, who even cares...!?
Buuut I have better things to do with my life so I will just continue to drink at big parties but only get wasted later and they will never need to know :)

Right? Like no one died, no one actually got drunk at the fishy fire, and Katya has a vape (they don't need to know what's in the vape right~~) which they were all saying was cool. And I thought this was all against the rules ANYWAYS, so just GO AWAY Mr. Super Important, we got it.

Are we allowed to drink alone but all in the same cabin? Like do I need to put a curtain up on my bed so we can't see each other drinking alone after the real party?

It IS still all against the rules. This is just like, extra special prefect rules.
Maybe we could have parties that way. Like. Journal each other while drinking alone..!?

OMG the only extra credit I'm ever gonna get is extra special prefect rule breaking this is awesome, my mom will be so proud!!

Addy baby you are our genius 💘 And if we happen to all be listening to the same music or I leave something on Katya's bed that LOOKS like something I'd share these are COINCIDENCES AND WE SHOULDN'T BE PUNISHED.

Just keep on keeping on, love. I have no interest in upholding these rules in the cabin.

If anyone asks tell them I would have listened to Cecil.

Tell them that when they see me drunk and half-naked on the roof of our cabin.

Tell them that when I die from choking on my own vomit bc I was told to drink alone.

Tell them I WAS GOING TO LISTEN TO CECIL AND THEN THIS CUNT CAME ALONG.

Fuuuuck that shithead.

I gotta pretend to enforce this shit.

Can we stage a sting operation?? Like, you pretend to find all our booze but it's only one bottle and then you can take points and look really good and then we can drink it secretly and you'll look badass?

This works for me. Give me the worst bottle of shit we have and I'll save all of us from the ruin of alcohol.

Um I have some capt morgan, spiced rum makes me puke in 2 seconds anyway

Who the hell packs spiced rum?

LOOK I just get whatever Angel thinks I can handle and he's ALSO A JERK.

He doesn't get to pack next time.

Ok well I got 700 big sibs, we'll just try a different one next time.

Goddamn your giant family better pack something good. Can you shove pizza in there? Like five?

I'm fucking starving.

I'm gonna throw another pregnancy test at you

You know I angry eat.

How much you wanna egg that asshole's cabin rn?

Pretty bad.

Maybe we can do something to coppertale as a "prank" and then we'll get a whole list on the new acceptable ways to prank since apparently RULE BREAKING needs RULES now.

Rule 1: Only flower pranks allowed ever because they make everyone feel fluffy and no one is uncomfortable
Rule 2: Everyone has to be included, no discriminating! If you prank one house YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE THEM ALL
Rule 3: No mean words :(
Rule 4: If you kill someone on accident make sure they're alone in their cabin having a drunk side party so no one else is uncomfortable
Rule 5: If you smoke or drink just do it away from the prank or we'll have to tell the teachers

No pranking alone in your cabin also no inviting people to prank with you. Just tell the teachers every time something happens. I expect full reports on my bed every night.

No pranking for 40 minutes after you eat but also no pranking on an empty stomach.

Only on Thursday after you've eaten a bagel.

Truth.

From Ms. Truth herself! SO NOW IT'S DOUBLE CERTIFIED.

You know it, baby.

Told you.

I am seriously going to kick that prick in the dick until he's sick.

Invite anyone you want, smoke whatever you want, I'm not imposing these rules in the cabin. Like always. If anyone in the cabin wants to make a rule, I'll agree to it. I don't give a flying fuck about him or his 'rules'.

Business as usual, darlings.

This is why Alaskans should run everything. 💋

Just don't be stupid. We've never had a problem in this cabin before. If you invite someone over, just say you're either gonna fuck them or study. Because that's apparently okay.

It's ALWAYS been against the rules so if other people were being quiet SO WAS I.

They say this isn't bc of Ribbonfin like we don't have a fucking calendar and see that OH, HEY, THE LAST CAMPSITE PARTY WAS THE FISH FRY. Like I'm pretty sure we didn't bring the single flask that was being passed around and now everyone's acting like we spiked the coco and forced children into alcoholism.

And I don't fucking care what CeeBee says, I'm not listening to him. Um, I know what no respect looks like it's how my brothers talk to me ALL THE TIME. If he tries to talk to me I will actually throw something heavy at his head. From behind.

He basically came after me before this. There was a giant 'discussion' which basically was like 'yeah gtfo Katya and your few minions you are the worst at this job and your opinion doesn't matter'. I no longer have anything to do with him.

I have sunglasses on now. Fuck this shit.

By the way, Dom and Casper agree with me so try not to annoy them too much. For me.

I was TOTALLY GOING to listen to Papa Bird, but this makes me want to have all the alcoholic LSD side parties we can manage. Ask my mom how LISTS OF RULES go down with me.

Ivanova has sunglasses. Just don't be stupid.

Rule 1: keep being awesome.
Rule 2: we need cinnamon rolls
Rule 3: the hell did my pink heels go (not so much a rule as it is a general question)
Rule 4: back to the cinnamon rolls.
Rule 5: we don't speak of what is in the Russian's vape, I have a severe addiction to tobacco.

omg there are two rules about cinnamon rolls this is a serious issue how can I help

I just really fucking want a cinnamon roll, Ri.

anything for our dirty cop ❤💛💜💙💚

But only if you come with me to bug the house elf guy he creeps me out

Pleease, I will bug him all you want but I just want some delicious sugar. I could use it right now.

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