ROSY STOP (
browbeats) wrote in
gooseberryhigh2017-05-26 09:07 pm
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posted later in the evening
[Warded to Chris, Ty & Quinn]
Changed our minds, we're rooming together tonight.
Quinn's going to tell me more about the Stanley Cup.
And we're going to bond.

Ward
[Written as she hollers out the same from the bathroom, where she's standing with one foot on either side of the clawfoot tub]
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Do I need to open up a window and do a cell service dance?
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[And then a heavy thud, because barre doesn't teach you how to straddle a curved-edged bathtub like that for more than a few seconds at a time.]
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Quinn definitely didn't just give herself a concussion everyone, nobody should worry.
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What are you guys doing down there? Is Quinn okay?
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Quinn's just trying to kill herself in the name of professional hockey, like any good sports fan.
Ward
[...]
Do you guys need a hand?
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Pens won. YES. But by how much? When? This motherfucking signal, and this motherfucking phone, I can't wait to move to San Fran-fucking-cisco.
Ward
Or like [...] a little bit outside it.
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What if you get attacked by gravity and it kills you?
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It's like the most expensive thing I own
[...]
And this isn't a fucking all night mission
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Sounds right, sure
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Let me see.
Pens won
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I'm gonna limp down this hall and see where it goes
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The dresser was higher than I expected
The floor is not as soft as I expected
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You're a little bitch.
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I'm gonna see if I can get on the roof
After I figure out where I am. These hallways are fucking unnecessary too. How many fucking guests did this guy plan on having at the same time?
Ward
You'll fall and die and then we won't even have the good phone anymore.
Re: Ward
Make sure Quinn doesn't fall out a window. If she dies then all this trouble [...] well it's not for naught because I'll know the score
But I'll have to resort to warding Hazel to discuss the score and that feels like more effort than Quinn not dying.
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Oh
[...]
Well shit.
[...]
Wait hang on
I found a signal
Re: Ward
I won't switch rooms if you withhold any detail.
Re: Ward (lmao thank you kas god bless you)
Game tied up at two and went into double overtime dude. Kunitz scored the first and last goal. It was a slap shot.
There were three penalties. Do you want the fucking penalties? What the fuck do you mean by any detail?
Ward - npnp IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO
no subject
Was that banshee screech the sound of you falling out the window.
it was a pretty baller shot
i found a youtube clip
hang on, i'm calling my mom