Backdated to Prom Night

[evercretin]

Good Places to Kill a Bloke

1. The Kitchen
2. The Lounge
3. The Billiard Room

Good Tools of the Trade

1. An Axe
2. A Knife
3. A Candlestick

Anyone have any thoughts?

Comments

[bambae]

Good people to kill a bloke

1. Ramirez
2. Ravi
3. Fiori

[tyhawkeswood]

I don't think Ravi did it, dude.

assuming ty told him his info after he won the pool game that i totally plan on tagging back

[bambae]

[warded to Ty]

I know that, buddy.

But we can't all work together collectively as a unit. if nobody misdirects anybody, we're all gonna end up with the same answers.

I'm just naming suspicious people we know in real life. Ramirez killed Fiori during the hunger games - that's fucking suspicious.

Chris

[tyhawkeswood]

Dude, I'm so far behind I'm never going to figure it out anyway! I'd rather one of us win than a murderer.

[...]

But good luck, I guess?

[evercretin]

Park you've no idea how much you just helped me.

[bambae]

Why do you think the kitchen's a good place to kill a bloke?

[evercretin]

Linoleum floors. Easy to clean, whether muggle or magic.

[Chris]
And because it's one of three places the murder could definitely be, near as I can tell. Unless you can give me information that might indicate otherwise, mate.

Dimi

[bambae]

[...]

Ok I lied, it's not Ravi.

Dimi

[evercretin]

Hah. Figured that already. I know it isn't Ramirez. What else? What else?

Re: Dimi

[bambae]

Know it's not Levi.

Dimi/Chris

[evercretin]

Reasonably positive Etta is not a suspect. What about you, though. Do you know who has your card? I need to cross you off my list.

Dimi/Chris

[bambae]

You know who has your card?

Dimi/Chris

[evercretin]

In fact, I do. The dashing Captain Sun-mi Indigo will vouch for me. Which likely means that she is innocent as well, right? Do you not know who has your card, or are you the murderer?

Dimi/Chris

[bambae]

[...] I mean, I know who doesn't have my card.

Dimi/Chris

[evercretin]

You're being quite dodgy, Park.

[tyhawkeswood]

Well. Tess said it's not the Lounge and Levi said it's not the knife?

[...]

I'm in the dark, honestly. I should never be a detective. Sounds like you went all super sleuth after we talked, though!

[duelled]

I think I got some bad info from somebody.

[evercretin]

Now here's a lovely lady I'd love to have a chat with. Anything interesting on that magic card of yours?

[duelled]

Nothing else that can help you, unless you still need suspects.

[evercretin]

In fact, I would. Any thoughts on the innocence of our classmates?

[duelled]

Who's your top suspect?

[evercretin]

Would you believe that you are on the list?

[Ivy]
Your sister, as well. Wouldn't that be something, twin murderers? Park and Quinn, too. Can you narrow my list down at all?

Ivy/Dimi

[duelled]

Oh nooo. I don't know who has my card :(

Buuut, if you want to believe me (which may be silly of you at this juncture, since I'm your prime suspect), it's not me. And it's not Laurel, cause she'd tell me. For other suspects all I know for sure is that it's not Etta, and it's probably not Cricket, cause I got that from a reputable source. I haven't heard anything about Quinn or Chris.

Ivy/Dimi

[evercretin]

Quite the conundrum. I've also heard that Etta is innocent, though. Cricket, too. So it sounds like your information is good.

Ivy/Dimi

[duelled]

Nobody's leaping to my defense. This looks bad for me.

Ivy/Dimi

[duelled]

Okay. Chris thinks I'm one of the murderers and he offered to cover for me. But you didn't hear it here.

Ivy/Dimi

[evercretin]

Thank you. Valuable intelligence. I wonder what he's up to.

[tyhawkeswood]

Yeah? What do you think, sabotage or fuck up?

[duelled]

I've gotten so much stuff second-hand I don't even know who most of it came from.

[noblewon]

Sabotage, of course.

[tyhawkeswood]

Harsh.

[evercretin]

How ever will we figure out where the lie is?

[evercretin]

Narrowing the lists down. Thank you, again, Ty. You're quite the source. I'm hot on the case, as they say.

[tyhawkeswood]

Decent source, crummy detective! I might give up and go dance and leave this to the professionals.

But good luck, dude!

[ninjaleo]

I can at least confirm I don't have anything to go against any of those.
Nothing to narrow those three down, sorry.

[bambae]

Sounds like something a murderer would say

[ninjaleo]

So does that.

[bambae]

Nice retort, for a murderer.

[ninjaleo]

This conversation is quickly approaching no-win, isn't it.

[bambae]

It has to be this way, buddy, or else you'd win it.

[noblewon]

Maybe you're both murderers.

Maybe everyone is a murderer except me.

[noblewon]

Maybe it was a chemtrail magic bullet.

[evercretin]

Hmm. Interesting. Any feelings on the hall being the place the murder took place? Or perhaps the conservatory?

[ninjaleo]

I thought these were narrowed down to three.
I have reason to believe it isn't the conservatory.

[evercretin]

I simply listed three.
Very good information, Fiori. I thank you.

[ninjaleo]

Oh. That makes sense. Good luck or not, if you're the murderer after all.

[evercretin]

Sure you don't have any other information to share before you go? Care to pick my brain?

[ninjaleo]

I can't make it too easy.
And I'll come back to that. Thanks.

[evercretin]

Appreciate it, mate.