[backdated to prom]

[threatens]

How the fuck are we supposed to figure out this fuckin murder?


[Warded to Ro]

I'm putting our clues together. Who do you want to trust? I'm adding Decourt to the ward, so you get one person too. Aside from Ursula, I mean.

[Junior Detectives: Stokers, Ursula, Chloe, Clem, Vee, Kurt, Nia.... and Ulysses and Kenzie. More to be added.]

K, you're all people I don't think are lying assholes. Like... 90% sure. I just want bragging rights about winning this, so let's figure this shit out.

Here's what I got so far.

Comments

Stokers

[browbeats]

Ku Nia Chl Maybe Reec No how about

[...]

Chloe. I don't think she has it in her to stab both of us in the back, but she's useful. People are more likely to trust her than us assholes over here.

Stokers

[threatens]

Papadakis says no one's vouched for her yet. You really sure about that?

...I mean, she also said no one's vouched for me either, but fuck that.

[neattrick]

Everyone touch this truth pig. The truth pig squeals when liars touch him.

[threatens]

Well, shit. I left my truth pig back at school.

[cygninae]

You're still working on that?

[threatens]

Yeah, and it'd prob go a lot faster if you were helping, dude.

Junior Detectives

[browbeats]

Reece told me it wasn't the rope, wasn't Nia, and it wasn't in the library.

He seemed pretty unconcerned with solving the mystery himself, so the grain of salt I take that with isn't huge.

Junior Detectives

[threatens]

Damn, sorry that a fuckin murder isn't enough to get Downing to stress.

But k, I've added all that, plus what Clem and Kenzie have. I haven't had anyone say anything for... Candlestick, Knife, Revolver or Poison for weapons, and Ballroom, Hall or Study for rooms.

Junior Detectives

[heyitsnia]

Zabinsky's got me suspicious but he's also begging behind wards. Going to press him for more information and get back to you all.

Junior Detectives

[browbeats]

Yeah, he nosed his way right into a conversation with Chloe and I earlier. Seemed eager to spread some bad info.

Junior Detectives

[neattrick]

He's being weird but he's always being weird.

Re: Junior Detectives

[heyitsnia]

My goodness. My goodness. How loose men's tongues.

Zabinsky reports that his card says: Rosy, Candlestick, Study

He also admitted to lying about the lounge. But Ennis told me the lounge was safe. He's also said the piano wire, knife and wrench were not murder weapons.

Are we confident that Zabinsky's information is good, or do ya'll think he's still lying?

Junior Detectives

[neattrick]

You can put Kenzie in too. I've got her card.

I also know it's not the axe and not the lounge.

Junior Detectives

[princeprincess]

I'm a bit disappointed no one accused me.

Ursula, the statuette and the library are out too.

Chloe + Stokers

[cmdrchloe]

Not sure we want to share everything with everyone. We have to keep some cards to ourselves.

I'll share mine with a smaller alliance, though.

- Dauphine Plum (Clem) didn't kill Mr. Gooseberry.
- The Axe wasn't the murder weapon.
- The Hall wasn't the location of the murder.

Chloe + Stokers

[threatens]

Alright, cool. I keep some of your details out of it, except for Decourt being clear. That means her info's good, anyway.

Huh. Nia says she narrowed it down to kitchen, hall and ballroom. I've got kitchen, and you've got hall.

Chloe + Stokers

[browbeats]

The Fruit Alliance remains clean.

I guess that means the ballroom.

[addytives]

I have noooo idea which is why I'm not trying. All this stuff sounds so HIGH STAKES for prom.

[threatens]

A man got fuckin murdered, Addy! How could you not want to help us?

Chlort

[cmdrchloe]

Hey! What have you got?

Chlort

[puphart]

Oh, sorry! I have [...]

- It's not Ulysses or Reece
- It wasn't in the conservatory

Why are all the games murder games??

Junior Detectives

[heyitsnia]

Our mermaid's come through!

Vee reports that Chloe is, in fact, innocent. So, congratulations Judge Jet. Not the wrench and not the billiard room. Vee's information backs up Dom's assertion that it wasn't the billiard room. So does that mean Dom's info is good?

Junior Detectives

[browbeats]

Or a lucky guess.

Guess who's going to be a mod pinch hitter~

[cygninae]

Wait.


We all got one of these envelopes even if we didn't sign up to play right.

[threatens]

Wainwright. For fucksakes.

What do they say, asshole?