[backdated to Sunday morning]

[quinning]

A school owl delivers a parcel to Chris Park at breakfast Sunday morning.
It's fairly small, is wrapped in plain brown paper, and has a card.

Welcome to adulthood. I'm surprised you made it this far but I'm glad you did because I wouldn't have gotten this far without you. You're going to kick ass at Auror training, promise.

Thanks for being one of the best.

Love you,
♥ Q.

P.S. I call them 'Cheap-Shot Glasses'; you'll understand why when you use them. They should be unbreakable but please don't test it.

[The parcel contains four Boston Bruins shot glasses. They look normal but Chris will notice something the first time he uses them: insulting phrases!

• When the glass is filled and drained (i.e. when a shot is downed), a random one of the below nine phrases appears on the inside bottom of the glass in Quinn's handwriting.


• The phrase disappears the next time the glass is filled, or when the glass dries.
  


• When the phrase is 'LEAFS 4 LIFE!', the Bruins logo transfigures into the Toronto Maple Leafs logo. The logo returns to normal when the phrase disappears.


• The words are small but still perfectly legible. (Suspend your disbelief! Blame magic!)]

Comments

CHEAP SHOT. i get it! xD lmao these are SO AWESOME

[dumb_ass]

ty!! i felt so clever when i came up with the name. :x

[quinning]

[bambae]

Ho boy

This is a great gift

But chris is gonna feel some kind of unidentifiable emotion the first time he uses one

Is that ... nostalgia?

[quinning]

Nooooo, that can't be riiiiiight! Nostalgia's for LOSERS!

[bambae]

Just wait

In like ten years a shot glass calling him a dumbass might make him tear up