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I'm still laughing about those two kids from Hogwarts fighting over me. No fucking clue who they even were, but it was entertaining to watch them practically kill each other over who was going to win me over. Hint: Neither.

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- Obligatory sibling comment about "why on earth would anyone fight over you" goes here -

But honestly, what were they thinking?

I'm hot, obviously.

"She's hot."

You do have good genes, and I guess that's really all it takes. It's not like you need a shining personality to get suitors.

Congrats.

It's unfortunate that's how the world tends to work. I don't mind it in my current position, but others want relationships and to find "the one" so it's harder for them if they have to weave through shallow people to find someone nice.

I'm over thinking, I must be tired.

Dear lord Sofia, can't I just make a joke about your personality being terrible in peace?

Go take a nap or something.

I'm your big sister, Ramon. It's my job to make sure your life isn't that simple.

I probably should consider that, but I recently had caffeine.

You're doing a bang up job, I promise.

Please do us all a favor and at least lie down for a bit.

Is that your way of saying you love me?

Will you come tuck in your poor sister? I'm clearly suffering from exhaustion.

I love you dearly, but tuck yourself in. I don't trust you to not grab me and mess up my hair or something.

Oh for fucks sake.

Kisses.

Hisses.

Is that your personal experience, Ramon?

It is; I'm certainly not picky about personality when making my choices.

Not that I'd ever call myself a suitor, mind you.

And your suitors? Should they expect looks or charms?

I happen to gifted with both. It's a curse and a blessing, but I make do.

And you're a talented dancer. Is there anything you're not good at?

Don't let him seduce you, Ari.

Nobody seduces me. If anyone thinks they've managed it, they're being seduced.

I give you full permission to ruin his life, then.

How magnanimous of you.

I try sometimes.

I'm atrocious at being humble.

And I'll happily impress you with more of my dancing skills whenever you'd like.

Save them for an occasion.

Just for you.

I don't believe that for a second.

Beautiful and smart.

Look at you, breaking hearts without even lifting a finger.

Being adored is an exhausting job, Faye. Surely you know this.

You should've made them have a backrub contest.

I don't think either of them knew how to please a woman even with a simple back rub.

Awww. I hope you didn't say that to their faces.

I mostly laughed before leaving them to sword fight with their dicks. I'm assuming that happened, anyway. It seemed too likely for it not to.

They had to blow off steam somehow.

What about you? Taking it easy?

Should have made them blow each other.

I'm doing some half-assed studying so I don't bomb exams and have to repeat anything next year. What are you up to, cupcake?