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[keepsmovin]

This is a public apology to whoever it was I totally steamrolled in the darkness today:

Sorry! Truly!!

I hope I didn't do too much damage. I mean, it felt as though I corrected my course in time by backpedaling into a very hard wall. But I also couldn't see shit, so I could be totally wrong. If any broken bones resulted, again I'm so very sorry!! I recommend seeing Mufferaw ASAP, but also as recompense I will totally carry whatever heavy things you need carried for the length of time you need to get well again.

Sorry!!!


[Soph Ebonboys]

Um. Additional apology for the blood all over the floor of our cabin. And the sheets. I think I may have gotten your bed, Bash. [...] And the rug.

[...]
Don't freak out please. It's just my nose. not another Spooky event of the week.
I will Scourgify it all as soon as my nose starts cooperating again.

Comments

[magitechnically]

HOW skilled are you at carrying heavy things??? How do they know this is actually a GOOD offer???

[keepsmovin]

GOOD POINT. I mean, I carry my guitar and its case literally everywhere so that much at least is definitely not going to be an issue?

[magitechnically]

But that's got a back strap, RIGHT??? How many books do you think you could balance on your HEAD???

[keepsmovin]

Uhhh. Probably one. If I'm very lucky. I don't use my head to carry heavy things though?? I know some cultures do. But me personally, my neck muscles are not too well-developed.

[longcons]

Have you considered apologising?

[keepsmovin]

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Kind of what I'm doing right now???

[longcons]

It wasn't clear. Maybe say 'sorry' one more time.

[keepsmovin]

I'm a fan of the philosophy where saying more 'sorry's never hurt anyone.

[odder]

How dare you.
I am writing from a body cast with all of my bones shattered and this is my only apology?

[longcons]

RIP. Rest in pieces.

[odder]

There doesn't appear to be another option.

[keepsmovin]

Okay, a couple things:
1) you have my utmost respect for being able to write with a body cast!!
2) I didn't know they made body casts. that sounds highly uncomfortable.
3) what is the first thing you said to me after I bumped into you?

[odder]

i was told I wasn't allowed to take quizzes with this many cracks in my skull.
What day is it? Who am I?

[pintsizedsass]

Are you okay over there, killer?

[keepsmovin]

Haven't quite earned the killer status yet! Though apparently Jade clearly wants me to think so!

But I'm good. Just a bloody nose. Thanks for asking, Ana!

[pintsizedsass]

Nobody can be held responsible for their actions when darkness powder is involved. I felt like I was swimming in black.

A bloody nose isn't exactly good. You sure you're ok? (Of course, you're welcome too)

[imnotlistening]

I leave you alone for five minutes...

[keepsmovin]

Dude! I totally had nothing to do with this. Apparently someone's mail today had Peruvian Darkness Powder!

[imnotlistening]

You spend one part of the day away from the lodge, and things descend into madness.

Did you injure anything vital?

[professionalcorpse]

why were you walking around in the darkness?

that's how you DIE. or trip over the vengeful nothingness probably lurking in the shadows.

[Sophomore Ebonboys]

i am fine with all of this, provided you didn't get any on godzilla. she's sensitive and doesn't need that kind of trauma.

[keepsmovin]

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To be fair, I was walking around before the darkness happened. I merely continued on my path when it happened.

[Soph Ebonboys]
She's fine, dude. I'm sensitive and not over this trauma.

[professionalcorpse]

yeah, but your path was suddenly a whole lot of straight-up nothing. filled with peril a things to fall over. you lose the lights and you fucking make like a lawn ornament and stake your ass to the ground.

[Sophomore Ebonboys]

yeah, but i know YOU'LL be fine. (i mean, you're fine, right?) zilla's a baby. that shit could fuck up her development.

[sairaza]

You may bring me my books.

[keepsmovin]

That was you?
I'm so sorry again!
Of course! All the books you need.

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Do you want to write me a list?

[sairaza]

No.