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[caritasmitis]

How on earth did that racoon make it into my locker?!

I mean, fortunately Nate was on hand to help me out, but I swear to high heaven that I was so shocked I nearly fell over.

Still, at least it's not even close to being the weirdest thing to happen to me at Gooseberry...

Comments

[solveforx]

I bet a raccoon in a locker at Ilvermorny would shut the whole place down.

[caritasmitis]

It would be harder for it to get in there in the first place, I think...

[birdbrainy]

I've never hunted raccoons as a raccoon before. That was a wildly different experience.

[caritasmitis]

It was pretty unusual from my perspective too!

[birdbrainy]

Was there any food or anything in your locker? The obvious mystery is how it got in, but why'd it go through the trouble?

[caritasmitis]

No, I never leave any kind of perishable in my locker! It's always with me!

[hisshiss]

see this shits why I put coyote piss on my locker

[caritasmitis]

...pardon?

[hisshiss]

keeps vermin away

aint got no deer in my locker neither probs not a coincidence

[tyhawkeswood]

Dude. A deer wouldn't fit in your locker.

[hisshiss]

not with that attitude

[tyhawkeswood]

'Attitude'?

[hisshiss]

need that can do spirit & you can do anything your heart desires

[tyhawkeswood]

Nobody's more positive or more CAN DO than me, dude. But there's no way a deer's fitting in your locker unless you use Reducio or something.

(That'd be pretty cute, though. Something to consider?)

[hisshiss]

could also TARDIS the locker & keep a whole herd of tiny deer as familiars in there & itd be cute af

but they aint never gonna come to my locker bc its covered in coyote piss

[tyhawkeswood]

[...] Is that a charm or something? But dude. We've still got my locker! Just saying.

I can't believe you really put that stuff in your l

[hisshiss]

space & time machine thats fuckin huge on the inside just ask british people about it

right weve got like 3 weeks left to raise a herd of tiny deer in your locker to prove a point or some shit idek what the point was anymore

[tyhawkeswood]

Is this a TV thing? This sort of sounds like a TV thing.

This should've been our senior project. What were we thinking? [...] I think the point was just cute af tiny deer will totally fit in a locker?

[hisshiss]

it might be a tv thing. remind me to make you watch some good shit when we out of weird ass magic camping school.

we should sell this idea to desparate juniors realizing the clocks ticking down on em. cute tiny deer, y'all can prob make a damn million of our backs.

[tyhawkeswood]

Will do! I already have to watch Downton Abbey, so I might as well start a list.

One problem? This conversation isn't warded. But maybe they'll still give us a cut!

[quinning]

It's true.

[jijmjr]

Ya nasty

[quinning]

What?

[tyhawkeswood]

Seconding this What?.

[bambae]

Remind me to make you watch actual good shit when you're done with that shit

[tyhawkeswood]

I have it on good authority from a trusted friend and several paintings that it's good shit.

But what would you recommend?

[caritasmitis]

Don't give people ideas!

[tyhawkeswood]

But Tabby Cat. Tiny locker deer!

[caritasmitis]

Animal cruelty, surely?!

[caritasmitis]

There must surely be a better way than... that.