riley doesn't know how to actually apologize

[riledup]

hello gooseberry i have an announcement:

i am dumb

and i love me

mwah
♥ riley mae

Comments

[bambae]

You're not fucking dumb

[riledup]

baby i ain't looking for validation i'm just being real

[bambae]

This isn't my attempt to validate you. Dumb people don't realize they're dumb.

[riledup]

lol ok tell that to my report card

[bambae]

Your report card can't talk. It's opinion doesn't matter.

[riledup]

what the fuck what have i been arguing with then

[bambae]

yourself. You been arguing with yourself.

[riledup]

well shit

[bambae]

You're not dumb

But you're still annoying as shit.

That can be your next ownage entry.

[riledup]

don't make me break the peaceful fucking mood here pal

[untarnish]

It's good to be self-possessed.

[riledup]

like

i honestly don't even know what the fuck you mean by that

so i'm just gonna take it as a compliment

[untarnish]

It just means confident.

[riledup]

well hell yeah i don't gotta be smart to be cute as fuck

[untarnish]

No, you don't.

[riledup]

you are also cute as fuck welcome to hot people school you fit right in

[untarnish]

But must I be honest about my own faults? I'm not quite ready to own to them yet.

[riledup]

there's all the time in the world baby girl

or you could pick tiny little baby faults and be like "yes I have a shitty sense of direction don't judge me for it gooseberry love me despite it"

[princeprincess]

Glad you came out on the other side of that in one piece. ❤

[riledup]

i gotta touch up my roots, i don't have time to fall to little itty bitty pieces ♥

[princeprincess]

Need a hand, honey?

[Junior Azurbabes]

And I don't want to carry this bottle of pomegranate vodka home with me. It's heavy. Want to get mid-week tipsy?

[riledup]

oh god please i need your million inches of height you have on me

[Junior Azurbabes]

i mean if you're helping me then gosh i GUESS i can help you out ♥

Junior Azurbabes

[addytives]

Oh man. Bad Prefect Hat going ON

Junior Azurbabes

[princeprincess]

Someone deserves a break~ ♪

[princeprincess]

We'll have you looking like a million bucks. Which, to be fair, is pretty par for the course as far as you're concerned.

[Junior Azurbabes]

I can always count on you. If bad, bad prefect Addy allows it, you can invite Casey.

Junior Azurbabes

[addytives]

Brb flushing my badge into the toilet where it belongs.

(Of course you can invite Casey. I trust us all to be reasonable and quiet and EVERYTHING GOOD.)

Riley

[addytives]

Heeey. ♥
If you need to talk or anything, I'm right here.

Riley/Addy

[riledup]

i love you addy bae ♥

i'm just like, fuck it, i know who i am ima embrace this shit

Riley/Addy

[addytives]

I love you vvvv much. You should embrace it! But you're totally not dumb, just bc other people can't see what kinds of smart you are.

Riley/Addy

[riledup]

i'm setting an example for all the beautiful bastards here at genius school. love yourself and others will love you too and blah blah blah.

Riley/Addy

[addytives]

I can think of like, ten geniuses who could DEF stand to learn JUST EXACTLY that, you treasure.

[sunsoutgunsout]

k that's sick but guess who else loves you

guess

g u e s s

[riledup]

ummmmm someone once told me jesus loves me but like i don't even know that guy

[sunsoutgunsout]

k wait he does too
some people'll say like "na he's doesn't dig the gays" but it's like HE TOTALLY FUCKIN IS
those people are ignorant dipshits



but a n y w a y s that's not who
guess again

[riledup]

how many guesses do i get bc this could take a while

is it the president??? bc like hell yeah he's hot.

[sunsoutgunsout]

do obama n i have the same jawline?

[riledup]

baby
cutie
sweetie pumpkin

obama fuckin wishes he had your fine ass jawline

[sunsoutgunsout]

sick thanks bae

[riledup]

we some beautiful bitches boo

[sunsoutgunsout]

R I G HT













you still gotta guess tho

[riledup]

casey with a beautiful facey

is it yooouuuu

[sunsoutgunsout]

✔️

stamps/case-face

[riledup]

kenzie needs help unloading a terribly heavy bottle of pomegranate vodka while also fixing my damn roots

you should come help with at least one of those two super shitty tasks

stamps/case-face

[sunsoutgunsout]

hasn't anybody told her roots are in
it's an o m b r e

but fuck Y E S

pick me up @ the atrium