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[evercreep]

I do not need, nor do I want, sixteen birthday kisses.

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[evercretin]

Having to fight your classmates off with a stick, are you?

[evercreep]

Oh yes, that's me. My affections are highly contested.

[evercretin]

Can you blame them? They probably look at you and think, "Oh, he's related to Dimi Evercreech, handsome bloke and noted distinguished snogger. He can't be all that bad at kissing, himself, can he?"




Happy Birthday, Calvin.

[evercreep]

Impressive that you managed to develop this reputation in such a short time when people must have thought, "Oh, he's related to Calvin Evercreech, haughty exchange student and noted complainer. He must be absolutely miserable, you couldn't pay me to stick my tongue down his throat."



Thank you, Dimi.

[longcons]

Reverse psychology. A bold choice.

[evercreep]

I'll report back on my success rate in case you want to try it yourself next year.

[longcons]

Wow. It's like you're giving me a birthday present.

[evercreep]

I would hate to see you embarrass yourself, let me make this sacrifice for you. So far it's worked on... one person, apparently.

[stclair]

But Caaalviiiiiiiiin :(

[evercreep]

Begging is beneath you.

And ineffective on me.

[stclair]

Who has LIPSTICK I can borrow???? I need it for an unfunny joke!!!!!

[evercreep]

Take your time, I'll be here waiting patiently for the punchline.

[odder]

Well you can't have seventeen until next year.

[evercreep]

And then next year I'll want eighteen. I'll never be satisfied.

[odder]

Oh, no. I hear life improves when you give up hope and just accept the kisses you're given.
Happy birthday.

[evercreep]

And lower my standards? Never.

Thank you.

[badassbeaterbabe]

Lies.

[evercreep]

No, this is the complete and actual truth. I've already been tricked into accepting two, it's my personal goal to avoid the other fourteen.

[badassbeaterbabe]

Tricked? How tricked?

Also, I'd wish you good luck but I'm going to ambush you and kiss you myself at some point today, so...bad luck.

[evercreep]

Micah tricked. They were both indirect, but I still feel vaguely affronted.

I'll be on guard. You'll have to be terribly sneaky.

[stclair]

DARE YOU to beat my record and give him three ;* ;* ;*

[lilwitchhazel]

>:)

[evercreep]

Keep that sneaky face to yourself.

[magitechnically]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[evercreep]

Thank you, Essie.