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[pianississimo]

[After this .]

I'm afraid that I won't miss you either, Freshmen, despite the...creativity of your insults.

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Isaiah/Jacob

[shirtsoptional]

It's an impressive commitment to delusion, dolphin burger. Possibly.

I can't remember doing anything like this when I was a 4th year.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

I don't even think our relationship has been that overt, that it would warrant reaction either way from fourteen-year-olds.

Me neither.

[ninjaleo]

I could curse them for you.

[pianississimo]

The real feat will be making yourself prom king next year, too.

[ninjaleo]

I'll work on that. I'll be a write in candidate, but if they're compelled to vote, it shouldn't make a difference.

[firstposition]

Ah, my eternal prom king. I am proud to be under your thrall.

[ninjaleo]

I couldn't do it without you.
So when you wake up next year in a pile of posters you don't remember making, please know I'm still grateful.

[firstposition]

It was confusing the first time it happened, but I would, of course, do anything you asked without question. Even the things you do not directly ask for sometimes? Love is strange.

[ninjaleo]

I know. But you're good at that. I'd give you everything.
Including free will for campaign purposes, promise.

[firstposition]

So generous. I have never felt I was lacking your affection or your dedication.

[ninjaleo]

I hope not.They're yours.
I'd rig-curse anything for you.

[firstposition]

And I would do the same for you. Some may call you evil, I just say you are effective.

[ninjaleo]

I knew you'd understand.

[indiefolk]

I seriously hope they're not that invested in all of our relationships.

[tyhawkeswood]

Don't you want to know who your SOUL MATE is, dude?

(They probably are.)

[indiefolk]

But I already know who my SOUL MATE is. I don't know what I'd say to a kid who didn't agree. I mean, do I need to write something explaining why Ravi and I work or what? What's the process for defending my relationship from judgemental fourteen-year-olds?

[tyhawkeswood]

I hope Ravi sees this. That'll make his day! (So romantic, dude.)

And, I don't think you really need to defend your relationship? Because it's yours and Ravi's and who cares what other people think about it? Let alone judgmental fourteen-year-olds. Besides, haven't you done that already? There's got to be at least one song for him in your senior project.

[indiefolk]

So romantic, or so embarrassing?

I don't know if a couple songs that may or may not exist will sway any freshmen still holding out for... I don't know, me and Etta? But like you said, they're not who I want to impress anyway.

[tyhawkeswood]

Are they mutually exclusive?

I'd think a couple of songs that totally exist should do the trick! But yeah, even if they don't, no big deal.

But, what do I know? I've got rabies.

[indiefolk]

Not with me they aren't.

I heard that about you. I don't think anyone should accept your romantic advice until you get your rabies cleared up.

[tyhawkeswood]

Harsh, dude. I'm rabid, not stupid.

[indiefolk]

It goes to your head! Makes you aggressive! All your advice will be CHASE THEM DOWN AND BITE THEM. It's just not going to work on most people, you know?

[tyhawkeswood]

So it'll make me a better Coppertale?

[indiefolk]

Hmmm, good point. I can think of a few of them who might use that tactic to hook a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[pianississimo]

I will ensure that Ravi sees this. I promise.

[tyhawkeswood]

Good man!

[indiefolk]

I kind of suspect Ribbonfins are all secret tricksters who just want to embarrass people, but especially one another.

[tyhawkeswood]

I'd believe it! And you'd know.

[indiefolk]

I'm kinda shacked up with the worst one. The king of the fishy scoundrels, if you will.

[tyhawkeswood]

I knew it. It's always the quiet ones.

[pianississimo]

Shh. You are sharing privileged information.

[indiefolk]

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY is that they're all angels and I've never heard any one of them tell a joke.

[pianississimo]

Too little, too late.

[pianississimo]

Well, they haven't called you any sort of bizarre probably-nonexistent food item OR accused you of ruining anything in a public cafeteria banner this year so...I might be the lucky one.

[indiefolk]

You've had a rough year with freshmen. Do you think it's several of them, or just one who's just really obsessed with you?

[pianississimo]

I'd say I wish I knew, but I sort of...don't.

[solveforx]

I'm gonna miss all these lists. Even the hella rude ones.

[pianississimo]

I am sure if you leave a forwarding address someone will send you updates.

Isaiah

[bambae]

lmao

Chrisaiah

[pianississimo]

Why do I sometimes think you're secretly posing as a freshman in between classes?

Re: Chrisaiah

[bambae]

Dolphin burger is an insanely creative insult, I was even surprised with myself

Chrisaiah

[pianississimo]

It's also sort of meaningless, so don't pat yourself on the back too hard.

[sunsoutgunsout]

B R O
take the test

[pianississimo]

Test?

[bambae]

lmao

after isaiah inspects the poster more closely

[pianississimo]

Oh. Right.

No thank you. I'm not terribly interested in my chemistry with you.

oh isaiah 💜

[sunsoutgunsout]

k i meant you + j

but i'm like
OVERFLOWIN w/ chemistry
jsyk