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[quinning]

My dearest student body,

I adore all most [...] many of you and want no less than to watch you succeed, however, you won't succeed if you continue using the library like a social club. Just because Ms. Petrichor can't see you making out in the rear stacks doesn't mean the rest of us are blind and deaf. It's rude and distracting. Please resist.

Sincerely,
Unafraid To Throw Erasers & Has Very Good Aim, Will Also Deduct Points

WARDED TO RAVI & JEREMY:

So, where are you going?

WARDED TO SENIORS:

HOURS UNTIL EXAMS: 115

HOURS UNTIL SENIOR PROJECT PRESENTATIONS: 139

You have been warned.