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[quinning]

My dearest student body,

I adore all most [...] many of you and want no less than to watch you succeed, however, you won't succeed if you continue using the library like a social club. Just because Ms. Petrichor can't see you making out in the rear stacks doesn't mean the rest of us are blind and deaf. It's rude and distracting. Please resist.

Sincerely,
Unafraid To Throw Erasers & Has Very Good Aim, Will Also Deduct Points

WARDED TO RAVI & JEREMY:

So, where are you going?

WARDED TO SENIORS:

HOURS UNTIL EXAMS: 115

HOURS UNTIL SENIOR PROJECT PRESENTATIONS: 139

You have been warned.

Comments

Seniors

[firstposition]

When you put it into hours, it becomes [...] very immediate.

Seniors

[quinning]

HOURS UNTIL GRADUATION: 193 [............] Holy fuck.

Re: Seniors

[bambae]

Dude stop it

[solveforx]

There are way better places in this school to make out, anyway.

Who wants to take my HoM exam for me? I'll do your transfig and if you can swing me at least a high B I'll make you popsicles.

[quinning]

Xavier.

[solveforx]

No grade swapping. Got it. Worth a try.

[chryseis]

If only. Alas!

I can help you study though! HoM is my wheelhouse.

[solveforx]

Guess that musty book smell just does it for people.

That'd be awesome Cricket! Thank you! Any help is, like, greatly appreciated in my final hour. You need any Transfig assistance, or, like, cupcakes or a flower crown, you got it.

[lachlangalbraith]

Thank you. Maybe some of them will actually listen to you.

[quinning]

It's unlikely. [...] After yesterday, perhaps I should threaten to crush them between my thighs [...] which may sound more like an invitation than a threat.

Seniors

[tyhawkeswood]

But just think, after that... SUMMER!

And the somewhat more intimidating prospect of adulthood.

Seniors

[quinning]

Ah, but as we leave behind our childhoods, we also leave behind head counts, curfews, and rules on what we are and are not allowed to own.

[...] And I'll have ESPN again.

Pre-Healers

[knightly]

Are we discussing medicine, or our general direction in life?

Pre-Healers

[quinning]

Medicine, but I'm feeling sentimental so I'll take whatever you'll give me.

Seniors

[ninjaleo]

Plenty of time

Seniors

[quinning]

If used wisely.

Seniors

[hisshiss]

seems a good time to drop out, its been fun yall

Seniors

[quinning]

Please give The Compound a hearty "Howdy" from us.

Seniors.

[chryseis]

Is there anyone willing to proofread a [...] very long paper.

I'm happy to swap critiques! I'm not sure I'll be any use to most of y'all though.

Seniors.

[duelled]

I'll do it!

Seniors

[quinning]

Ivy will do it!

Seniors

[birdbrainy]

I just tried to highlight the relevant portions of this page. Just in case it's on one of my tests.

Seniors

[quinning]

Stop playing tonsil hockey with Tabitha in the stacks, Nate. We all know it was you.

Pre-Healers.

[jerras]

After some discussion with my dad. It seems across the pond is the final verdict.

I see you've reached a decision too. Congrats.

[...]
Your countdown is giving me palpitations.

Pre-Healers.

[quinning]

I see how it is! Both of you, leaving me all by my lonesome back in America. (Congratulations!)

That's the intended effect.