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[duelled]

Well, I gave Mr. Merrill the third degree about this whole Killer-of-Gooseberry-Lake thing in class today and he insists that nobody's ever died here. Either there's no future for my career as an investigative reporter, or we don't have to worry about masked terrors after all!

WARDED TO CHRIS:

Soooo...

Comments

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I'm hoping for the latter here.

[duelled]

Me too, honestly! Halloween's creepy enough without ghosts or serial killers roaming around. And I'm not that attached to journalism as a career anyway.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I don't mind the creepy aspect of Halloween as long as it is all in good fun.

[duelled]

Me too, but I get spooked so easily :(

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

That's okay. Sometimes I do too.

[duelled]

You know what I do like, though? Bats.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Why bats? For the insect population control or some other reason?

[duelled]

I just think they're cute! And Halloween-y.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

That is a fair answer!

[duelled]

Insect control is always a plus, though.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

It is. I think so anyway.

[knightly]

That was a fun lesson. It almost makes me wish we had a whole unit on school legends.

Although I suppose most of them will end with Mr. Merrill saying, "but okay, kids, you know the DVD player really isn't haunted, right?"

[duelled]

That would be fun! Especially for the freshmen, I'll bet.

But he's never gonna convince me on the DVD player thing. That's 100% true.

[gdilevi]

You tried your best and that's what matters. I'm still not unconvinced it's not two kids stacked on each other.

[duelled]

Why stop there? Maybe it's three actual toddlers.

[gdilevi]

Round up all the toddlers on campus for questioning immediately!

[duelled]

We're definitely going to crack this case. The two of us, and nobody else.

[gdilevi]

"You never take anything seriously, Levi," they told me, "Not everything is a joke."

But I'll show them. It's our time to shine!!

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Just because no one died doesn't mean no one got stabbed

[quinning]

That sounds like a great party

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE KNIFE AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

[duelled]

He DID say it the same way every time. I heard "nobody's ever died at Gooseberry" but maybe it was "nobody's ever died at Gooseberry".

[duelled]

But who's the genius detective and who's the plucky sidekick?

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Nobody's ever died at Gooseberry

[duelled]

BUT IN THE LAKE...