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[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Wing. For my Halloween costume I need bullets. Lots of them. Big shotgun ones. Maybe some rifle ones too. The bigger the better.

This is perfectly in the rules. Mostly My guns will be nonfunctional. Mostly Won't even really look like guns. Mostly Look, I have the foam for them already and the bullets aren't for the guns, just accessories. I can make them out of foam too but they won't look right and that is a hell of a lot more work when I also need to make a zap gun.

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[hisshiss]

What if I dont fucking wanna

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I'll fucking owl Doc myself.

[hisshiss]

The fuck you botherin me for then? You know hell send you something fucking ilegal.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

So glad he fucking likes me.

[hisshiss]

Hes all fucking talk. Like 60 yrs old & he aint once shot someone from the govt tryna take his guns

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Maybe this year, Wing. Maybe this year.

[hisshiss]

Dont you dare encurage him he allready changes the pass words too much, I cant even get into my own fucking home

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Please, please don't. I don't want either of you expelled for having something so very illegal sent to the school.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

You're going to end up locked in my dungeon one day, I see this happening. :)

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

That is such an oddly specific threat. It implies so many things about you. For instance, you plan on one day having a dungeon.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

What good of a villain would I be without one?

[hisshiss]

I aint putting gunpowder in that ones fucking hands.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. Thank you. I humbly apologize, Robin.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Ammunition, live or otherwise, is not within the rules by any stretch of the imagination.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Noooot real.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Come on, you knew this already. You'll have to make fake bullets. Use transfiguration, they'll look fine. You're smart.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Do you have any idea of how much time that will TAKE?

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

What if I help? We can make a Coppertale assembly line, and create a nice pile of transfigured dead batteries.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I don't have anywhere near enough dead batteries.

[noblewon]

You worry me.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Why? Because I need bullets? Should I tell you about my guns?

[noblewon]

Probably not. Plausible deniability is important to me.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

They aren't here.

[noblewon]

Oh. Well then sure.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I'm not allowed to bring them.