TERRIBLE TWINS HAVE A BIRTHDAY

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TERRIBLE TWIN BIRTHDAY PARTY

Happy Stoker Birthday! The Trash Twins are turning 17, and usually none of you are invited because they don't like you and nobody likes these assholes anyways. But Mom & Dad are in New York and the assholes do have a nice house and a sweet pool, so come hang out and act like you don't hate these guys.

HOW THIS WORKS

• The guest list is reasonably open, because if it was limited to friends there would only be three people here. Use your imagination to justify your rando popping by, it's cool.


• But no fuckos. If anyone acts like a fucko, your ass will get booted. There are no prefects over summer break, you are not safe.


• This is not a rager, this is a chill ass house party and no one's passing out booze or stealing it from public school students. Bring your own or bribe Freddy if you must.


• There's definitely food. They didn't make it themselves. There's probably Mexican food spicy enough to actually melt your tongue, so dig in bitches, this is good shit.

» CHILL THE FUCK OUT: There's a fancy patio and a lawn and if you want to play literally any sport you can probably find the right equipment somewhere. You can also post for anywhere else here, the only limit is your imagination.

» GET IN THE DAMN POOL: It's a nice pool. There's probably a hot tub too.

» EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD: Act like you totally meant to burn your tongues out of your skull over here.

» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!