TERRIBLE TWINS HAVE A BIRTHDAY

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TERRIBLE TWIN BIRTHDAY PARTY

Happy Stoker Birthday! The Trash Twins are turning 17, and usually none of you are invited because they don't like you and nobody likes these assholes anyways. But Mom & Dad are in New York and the assholes do have a nice house and a sweet pool, so come hang out and act like you don't hate these guys.

HOW THIS WORKS

• The guest list is reasonably open, because if it was limited to friends there would only be three people here. Use your imagination to justify your rando popping by, it's cool.


• But no fuckos. If anyone acts like a fucko, your ass will get booted. There are no prefects over summer break, you are not safe.


• This is not a rager, this is a chill ass house party and no one's passing out booze or stealing it from public school students. Bring your own or bribe Freddy if you must.


• There's definitely food. They didn't make it themselves. There's probably Mexican food spicy enough to actually melt your tongue, so dig in bitches, this is good shit.

» CHILL THE FUCK OUT: There's a fancy patio and a lawn and if you want to play literally any sport you can probably find the right equipment somewhere. You can also post for anywhere else here, the only limit is your imagination.

» GET IN THE DAMN POOL: It's a nice pool. There's probably a hot tub too.

» EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD: Act like you totally meant to burn your tongues out of your skull over here.

» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!

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CHILL THE FUCK OUT

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Happy birthday from Reid.

[cygninae]

Reid has a nice notebook for Rosy with a pretty cover that he found at the gift shop of an art museum.

He apparently didn't get Sy anything, but if Sy complains he'll claim he's going to give him the Quidditch cup next year as a late present. He's being an arrogant asshole. (jk Sy he got you little hand press coffee maker that he figures he can show you how to use in the cabin with magically heated water or something. "I didn't get you any coffee though because I bet you like the expensive shit.")

Re: Happy birthday from Reid.

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Rosy is going to get so much use out of this notebook. She almost definitely already has plans for it.

Presents from Clem ~

[neattrick]

Clem gave Sy a bracelet and a cat collar for Killer that matches said bracelet. They're both made of braided orange leather. Killer's collar has a name tag on it. Sy's bracelet has a cat charm. SHE MADE THEM HERSELF.

Her grandmother pointed out that it would be bad form to show up to a birthday party for twins with only one gift, so she also made Rosy a pencil case. "For your pencils," Clem says. If Rosy questions this even at all, Clem follows up with a very insistent, "You know, your pencils." Rosy likes pencils, right?

Re: Presents from Clem ~

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I'm loving the amount of school supplies Rosy gets for her birthday.

But she's changing the colors on this pencil case the minute Clem leaves.

More presents for the Stoker twins!!

[sheepish]

Ennis doesn't know Sy too terribly well, but it's rude to not bring gifts for both Stokers on their birthday. He presents two 8x10 portraits of each twin, framed with flowers in their respective house colors. His art style makes them appear softer than reality and somewhat doll-like, but they're both wearing shitty little smirks on their lips as if they just watched somebody take a bludger to the face.

Rosy also gets a small crocheted trout that serves no purpose other than to be cute desk clutter. ENJOY!

OK SO APPARENTLY FERDIE GIVES DUMB GIFTS

[ferdie]

But he gives Rosy a mom-binder full of BEST MOM EVER! stickers, parenting tips, actually useful bonding tips, and for some reason, fishing gear such as lines and hooks, and a few lures. (For emergencies only, in case the fish get out of hand. That's clearly stated.)

I'm imagining small stuffed squonks exist in like magical novelty beanie baby form, and that's what he hands off at Sy.
Never Forget.
(It doesn't smell.)

Chris and Rosy

[bambae]

Chris had gotten distracted by catching up with Stefon, an elderly house elf. He hung around in the kitchen for a while, helpfully grabbing things from high shelves before heading out to find Rosy. "Happy birthday," he said, handing her a box. Inside of the box is macaroni art like he promises. It's charmed to light up by voice activation. The keyword is 'fuck it's dark'. Underneath the art in the box is a notebook. It has an eavesdropping charm to it, so it records what's spoken in its vicinity. Ideally, it's made for notetaking. But if you wanna know who's shit talking you, it can do that too. Clearly, he spent actual money on that despite what he'd told her at prom.

Later on, he'll find Sy to give him the pencil case he got him.

Re: Chris and Rosy

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"This will be great for spying on my enemies," Rosy says, pulling the notebook out of the box and flipping it open. She's drowning in school supplies, what'd you bitches get for your birthday? "Also possibly highly illegal? But," she shrugs, "you gotta break a few eggs." Or so she's heard. Rosy's never actually made an omelet herself.

GET IN THE DAMN POOL

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Ennis gets in the hot tub instead (open)

[sheepish]

Ennis can count the times he's been in a hot tub on one hand and each time has been at a rich kid's pool party. He's not about to pass up this opportunity to dip his body into piping hot, highly chlorinated rich people water.

After being reassured that he is allowed to use it and that, yes, it's all set up and ready to go, he skitters on over to slide into the hot tub before a more rambunctious group can claim it. He's got his sunglasses on and a shirley temple with an umbrella in it and he's feelin' luxurious as fuck. This is the life.

EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD

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BURN YOUR TONGUE FOR NO REASON

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One of the house elves made some very spicy chicken wings, because she loves these children and wants them to feel pain. Hopefully because she also knows they'll turn this into a stupid competition.

Post your name here if you're not a total pussy to get a roll for how many hot wings you crammed in your gullet! Then keep rolling! The closest to 50 without going over is the Spiciest Dumbass, and anyone over that is crying on the ground and trying to drink pool water to gain some relief.

Chloe

[cmdrchloe]

Make her cry, Rosy.

Ennis

[sheepish]

Ennis is a slight yet not total pussy, so he'll try the hot wing challenge.

Reid

[cygninae]

Sy hasn't tried to kill his bff in a while.

Rosy

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BURN HER.

Sy

[threatens]

Sy will not eat any less than Rosy. Probably. Unless he wusses out.

Ursula

[cecaelian]

Oh my gosh, hello, yes, Ursula is here, please wreck her!!!!

Ferdie

[ferdie]

Ferdie can handle some burning

Chris

[bambae]

He's still here

OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

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Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[neattrick]

clem got her ass kicked by a bunch of ribbonfins

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[cygninae]

Reid is proving he has the iron stomach necessary to commit to Xavier Lewis.

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[bambae]

Chris's gift to Sy is inspired by Alex's email

"I want to imagine that clem and Chris texted each other and were like "oh wait are you getting something for the other one am I supposed to" "how about a pencil case" "ya ya pencil case fucking brilliant""