TERRIBLE TWINS HAVE A BIRTHDAY

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TERRIBLE TWIN BIRTHDAY PARTY

Happy Stoker Birthday! The Trash Twins are turning 17, and usually none of you are invited because they don't like you and nobody likes these assholes anyways. But Mom & Dad are in New York and the assholes do have a nice house and a sweet pool, so come hang out and act like you don't hate these guys.

HOW THIS WORKS

• The guest list is reasonably open, because if it was limited to friends there would only be three people here. Use your imagination to justify your rando popping by, it's cool.


• But no fuckos. If anyone acts like a fucko, your ass will get booted. There are no prefects over summer break, you are not safe.


• This is not a rager, this is a chill ass house party and no one's passing out booze or stealing it from public school students. Bring your own or bribe Freddy if you must.


• There's definitely food. They didn't make it themselves. There's probably Mexican food spicy enough to actually melt your tongue, so dig in bitches, this is good shit.

» CHILL THE FUCK OUT: There's a fancy patio and a lawn and if you want to play literally any sport you can probably find the right equipment somewhere. You can also post for anywhere else here, the only limit is your imagination.

» GET IN THE DAMN POOL: It's a nice pool. There's probably a hot tub too.

» EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD: Act like you totally meant to burn your tongues out of your skull over here.

» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!

Comments

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

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GET IN THE DAMN POOL

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EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD

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OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

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BURN YOUR TONGUE FOR NO REASON

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One of the house elves made some very spicy chicken wings, because she loves these children and wants them to feel pain. Hopefully because she also knows they'll turn this into a stupid competition.

Post your name here if you're not a total pussy to get a roll for how many hot wings you crammed in your gullet! Then keep rolling! The closest to 50 without going over is the Spiciest Dumbass, and anyone over that is crying on the ground and trying to drink pool water to gain some relief.

Chloe

[cmdrchloe]

Make her cry, Rosy.

Ennis

[sheepish]

Ennis is a slight yet not total pussy, so he'll try the hot wing challenge.

Re: Chloe

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Chloe rolled a 1, to make a total of 1! You're doing great!

Reid

[cygninae]

Sy hasn't tried to kill his bff in a while.

Re: Ennis

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Ennis rolled 32, to make a total of 32! Good job, you're not dead (yet)!

Re: Reid

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Reid rolled 35, to make a total of 35! Good job showing restraint!

Rosy

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BURN HER.

Sy

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Sy will not eat any less than Rosy. Probably. Unless he wusses out.

Re: Ennis

[sheepish]

Again!!!

Re: Ennis

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Ennis rolled 6, to make a total of 38! Is that the best you've got?

Re: Rosy

[cmdrchloe]

Rosy eats 13!

Re: Sy

[cmdrchloe]

Sy eats 36!

Re: Rosy

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THAT'S WEAK. AGAIN.

Rosy

[cmdrchloe]

Rosy eats an additional 18 for a total of 31!

Re: Rosy

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You know this isn't stopping until she's shoving grass in her mouth to stop the burning.

Re: Rosy

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"Mom's not here!" Sy calls out, in between resisting weeping from the amount of hot sauce he's consumed today. "Why're you still trying so hard to be ladylike?"

Re: Chloe

[cmdrchloe]

That was a trial. Again!

Re: Reid

[cygninae]

He's not stopping yet.

Re: Rosy

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"I'm pacing myself," Rosy says, teeth gritted, looking very ladylike with the hot sauce smeared around her mouth. "This is a marathon, Stoker!"

Re: Chloe

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Chloe rolled a 20, to make a total of 21! Don't hurt yourself, child.