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gooseberryhigh2017-07-31 10:50 pm
quinning) wrote in gooseberryhigh2017-07-31 10:50 pm
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Rosy,
You'll like this.
♥ Q. (And Chris's lazy ass.)
[Rosy receives the binder for Gooseberry's unofficial intramural hockey league. Compiled over three years, it contains more stats on all regular players than she could ever want or use (especially since most of them have graduated), pointless analyses, and most importantly, organization through the nose. Does she want logistics? They're paginated. Does she want marginalia arguments between Quinn and Chris about how to balance teams? They're colour-coded. Does she want an index? It's comprehensive. Eat your heart out, nerd.
The binder is wrapped in a hockey jersey, Ribbonfin green and copper. On the front, in large black block letters, is the word BOSS. On the back, in the same style, is STOKER and the number 02. The jersey is made to fit Rosy perfectly, or as perfectly as a hockey jersey is meant to fit, which means it's fucking huge and it looks fucking awesome.]
You'll like this.
♥ Q. (And Chris's lazy ass.)
[Rosy receives the binder for Gooseberry's unofficial intramural hockey league. Compiled over three years, it contains more stats on all regular players than she could ever want or use (especially since most of them have graduated), pointless analyses, and most importantly, organization through the nose. Does she want logistics? They're paginated. Does she want marginalia arguments between Quinn and Chris about how to balance teams? They're colour-coded. Does she want an index? It's comprehensive. Eat your heart out, nerd.
The binder is wrapped in a hockey jersey, Ribbonfin green and copper. On the front, in large black block letters, is the word BOSS. On the back, in the same style, is STOKER and the number 02. The jersey is made to fit Rosy perfectly, or as perfectly as a hockey jersey is meant to fit, which means it's fucking huge and it looks fucking awesome.]
Hazel,
Smash some skulls, and do it with style.
♥ Q. (And Chris, who's too much of a lazy fuck to sign this note.)
P.S. The binder will disintegrate in a couple months. It's there for you to study, but Rosy's got the real version. It's called teamwork.
[A magical copy of the above binder, as well as the Choose Your Bruise badges and a too-detailed explanation of how Quinn created them, should Hazel want to make more or modify them.
The binder and box of badges are wrapped in a matching hockey jersey, Coppertale orange and black. Just like Rosy's, the front reads BOSS and the back reads KEATING and 02.]
Smash some skulls, and do it with style.
♥ Q. (And Chris, who's too much of a lazy fuck to sign this note.)
P.S. The binder will disintegrate in a couple months. It's there for you to study, but Rosy's got the real version. It's called teamwork.
[A magical copy of the above binder, as well as the Choose Your Bruise badges and a too-detailed explanation of how Quinn created them, should Hazel want to make more or modify them.
The binder and box of badges are wrapped in a matching hockey jersey, Coppertale orange and black. Just like Rosy's, the front reads BOSS and the back reads KEATING and 02.]
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also quinn probably cried when they sent the owls
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but probably couldn't agree on who gets to be number one so they're both number one
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Hazel will wear her jersey often and act like it grants her authority even off the 'rink'
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he also needs to sign up for hockey so Hazel can legally beat him up
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Hazel will beat you up any time Toddy -3-