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Hey guys! Rosy has the world's most boring cabin gift for you all!! Study kits!!

Included in the Rosemary Stoker Study Kit is:

A personalized binder. Is there anything sweeter than that new binder smell?
An academic planner for the 2014-15 academic year. There are pages to plan out your year! Your month! Your day! Obsessively plan out every hour of your senior year nine months in advance!
A disgusting array of highlighters.
Some perfectly practical pens!
Color-coded index cards. Try not to swoon.
An assortment of sticky page markers and post-it notes. Just imagine all the ways you can personalize your studying experience!!
A RULER!
Stickers. To put the FUN in FUNCTIONAL!!!

Roxie and Reid also got personalized nerd gifts, but she gave them in person instead of being a creep and sneaking into their cabins.

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i want one of these IRL

You were my inspiration.

Thank you for contributing to Reid probably not flunking out, Rosy.

Edited (with the right character journal this time because i'm not a heathen) 2017-09-01 14:52 (UTC)

Rosy will drag your ass across that stage and arm wrestle Ms. Bloom for your diploma, Wainwright.

Ursula doesn't bother buying school supplies anymore because she knows Rosy will take care of it for her. (Has anyone ever told you that you'd make an excellent executive assistant, Rosy?) If Ursula actually did hugs or Rosy actually did hugs, there might be some hugging, back thankfully for both of them, Ursula will just show her gratitude by putting all these lovely supplies to use properly.

Edited (i have owned that exact post-it set before, thank you for the nostalgia) 2017-09-01 15:00 (UTC)

This kind of gratitude is why Ursula is Rosy's favorite, everybody. (Though a Stoker will be no one's assistant, it's their job to make executive assistants miserable.)

It's good to be back in a place where people will remember things for Yancey.

Yancey, never leave Rosy's safe space ever again, she will protect you and remember everything for you for life.

At least once this summer, Sy sees Rosy working on these study kits and calls her a fuckin' nerd.

This is why Sy doesn't get one. You could have had a cute personalized binder, Sylvester, if you weren't such a fuckin' jerk.

He doesn't NEED a goofy-looking binder, he just blindly shoves all his papers into his bag like a REAL MAN

And Rosy's DEFINITELY OKAY with that. She doesn't cringe at ALL when she sees his assignments coming out ripped and balled up!!

Rosy is singlehandedly keeping Coppertale in Seniors.

Also, this is adorable and Roxie was probably delighted. Even if she is a terrible person who doesn't deserve it.

She's not content to mother just one or two cabins, she has to make sure this entire school graduates with honors.

And Rosy exclusively loves terrible people. Roxie is one of the better ones.

Honors?

Damn, these are some high expectations.

Rosy, he missed you SO. MUCH.
These are so cute omg

Your younger overbearing mother missed you too Ferdie, you don't argue with her near as much as her other children.

Lachlan has never been so sad to be an Azurcrest.

Rosy's sorry your prefects failed you, Lachlan. Rosy is the only one who REALLY KNOWS FUN.

Reece and Kenzie definitely let him down. Lachlan may never recover. Rosy is so fun. :(((

Chloe is so thankful! She particularly likes the pens and the highlighters.

Chloe you're supposed to color code your schedules with those, what are you doing?

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