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[PARTY WARD: Everyone except Prefects (and anyone who might Ruin Fun, in which case you can pretend your character was excluded if you need to)]

GROTTO PARTY
THIS SATURDAY!!!!

I just scoped out the way to the Grotto and it looks pretty FREE AND CLEAR. (If you're brand new here and you don't know what the Grotto is, it's basically PARTY CENTRAL at Gooseberry High!!!! Our little corner in the woods, free from prying eyes... UNLESS those eyes are the eyes of ~spooky ghosts~ in which case, uh, it's opposite of that.) ALSO ALSO, the path from Ribbonfin is still there???? So we've got options in case the men in black get EXTRA EAGER to bust some fun-loving teens.

A few things I need:
DONATIONS to the refreshments fund!!! Let us do the hiking and YOU can do the drinking!!!! C'mon c'mon c'mon, I know some of you are PLENTY USED to paying the help to run errands in the name of a good time.

Someone who's REALLY GOOD at Transfiguration. I've got my Nevada driver's license you can take a peep at for an example, I just need a snazzy duplicate with some of the numbers altered ;)

MOVIE REQUESTS. Unless you all want to trust my impeccable taste, in which case I think FRIDAY THE 13TH will set the tone nicely!!!

DISCRETION. The Grotto is off-limits teen drinking is bad you'll catch mono yadda yadda yadda let's NOT tell the teachers about this, shall we????

[Jeffy]

JEFFY JEFFY JEFFY my man, my dude, my BAD IDEA buddy. How do you feel about helping me do some PARTY PLANNING????

[Zach & Ree]

Zach. Ree. Loves of my life, INSPIRATIONS to my soul. Have I told you lately how sexy and authoritative you look with your prefect badges????

Just FYI I'm throwing a party this Saturday but do not worry about anything!!!!!!!!

[Calvin & Essie]

We did pretty well, don't you think????

~~Ess, how are you~~

[Cash]

Heeeeeey. CONGRATS on making prefect!!!!

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Ohhhhh man that's RIGHT you're a TA now!!!!! Well then we definitely need to make sure part of this party involves some toasting to the smartest, handsomest, most IMPRESSIVE Chaser in Utah!!!!

Trust me. We have a FOOLPROOF ROUTE, no one will ever catch us!! As far as everyone will know, we're VERY GOOD BOYS who never break the rules!!!!!

Oh dude FYI if you see Zach, tell him I'm sneaking out to Coppertale to see Spencer. I might be back A LITTLE LATE for curfew but don't worry, I'll be VERY CAREFUL!!!!

And I bet they don't know the ~~secret route~~ to Logan. BESIDES, if we time it just right, we can get back before curfew and if anyone runs into us in the forest, we can say we were hiking. Which happens like ALL THE TIME at camping school!!!!!!

Edited 2017-09-04 05:21 (UTC)

If you've got special requests, then I live to serve. ANYTHING for my favorite girl, right????

Happy to contribute to such a good cause!

~~Why~~ ~~UMM~~ You're in LUCK, Micah, because Ree and I just went to the Grotto as prefects to INVESTIGATE its party suitability. I THINK it'll be okay, so long as everyone commits to making SAFETY a priority.

[...] What are the chances of everyone getting home by 10pm?

As much as I'd LOVE to keep my selection just to spite you, Lucas suggested Blair Witch Project and he is SOOOOO RIGHT that is SOOOOO GOOD for a forest party!!!!!!!

[...]

Fine. But I'm going with you and I'm doing the talking if we get caught.

[...] And when we're in town. Come to think of it, why don't you say nothing at all the entire excursion?

~~that's WORSE~~ HEY, MICAH? Read the ROOM

How's the badge treating you?????

FYI I don't have anything SPECIFIC to say to you, I just realized with all my other funkiller-free wards that you're now being SUPER EXCLUDED and it's just not Gooseberry if we don't have one of those convos where you like BARELY pretend you like me. ;)

You are an ANGEL. Come find me tomorrow!!!! Ooooor I'll find you, I mean my life can only be IMPROVED by the increased presence of beautiful, talented women.

Are you still coming???? I know big sister's a prefect now, but Kenzie APPRECIATES a party, doesn't she??

oh. i don't mind that i didn't get taller. or that you didn't. i think we're both a good size?? [...] i'm the shortest in my cabin now, though.

ok!! just give me the ids when you can and i'll do it. you'll probably have to tell me who the other one's for, though.

yeah!! i got in. i'm excited to get started but class isn't until thursday.

that's probably easier.

[...] you'll be careful, right, micah? you won't get caught??

You're such a charmer. I couldn't avoid you if I tried.

I'll be there! I know you don't want people telling the prefects about the party, but I'm sure Mackenzie wouldn't try to shut it down if she knew.

Man, I love this school. I can't BELIEVE anyone was thinking about not returning to you fine, fine people????

Could it be possible? This old saint has not heard in his forest that fun is dead.

[...] It's been quiet. I guess that just died too.

Edited (netzsche quotes do not make for sustainable conversation im so sorry) 2017-09-04 05:44 (UTC)

"Authentic forest hell"?

~~You're not getting back tog~~ EXACTLY!!!!!!! Sadly, I am very very spoken for, but I hope all of you can ENJOY the traditional bottle games for me. Let's start this year off right.

I wouldn't expect ANY less. But you might find that it's a lot easier said than done.

I live in a continuous state of exhaustion, but the alternative is letting someone I'm fond of die. But it sounds as though you've volunteered to keep an eye on him this time. My thanks.

I AGREE. Gotta stick around for the people, if nothing else! What were we gonna do, go to Ilvermorny?

Nice. No one's EVER going to think we're HUGE LIARS with a classy-looking girl on our side!!!!!

Ooooh, is this a challenge? Or should we just go for a gag in my mouth????

Edited (i tried to think of less awful things to say but i am just Committing to micah's dumpster fire development) 2017-09-04 05:48 (UTC)

I'd better not get expelled over this.

Maybe I'll hex your lips together.

Edited (look marin... i love my boy. i love him) 2017-09-04 05:49 (UTC)

I know that one.

SAFETY is totally one of the buzzwords for this party!!!!!! Also, laughter. I'm going to have a PROJECTOR and Lucas suggested "Blair Witch Project" and it's going to be suuuuuch a good time!!!!

Whaaat. Even Cinderella got until midnight. :(

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