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[riledup]

I don't even know how I got back to my cabin last night but there's puke in my bed and I am NOT CLEANING THAT UP

Okay everybody, sound off! Are we all safe and sound? Anyone missing a buddy? Is there anyone we need to go find in the woods?

[Katya, Diego]

Don't think I've forgiven you two for pulling me away from the most gorgeous barista I've ever seen, I just selflessly put that aside for the sake of the party.

But now that that's over, how dare you, what if she was the love of my life?

Comments

[indiefolk]

Yeah, think we all made it out alive. It's a miracle.

[RKD]
You were too much for her, Ri. You would have corrupted that poor small town girl.

Wasn't the party worth it, though? You kissed, like, eight gorgeous girls!

SORRY I HIT SUBMIT EARLY, CLASSIC ALEX MOVE

[riledup]

Good, I am not up for a student scavenger hunt.

[RKD]
Excuse you, but I am a small town girl, looking to be corrupted by a college girl from the Lower 48. Teach me your ways, you Continent Dwellers!

Ok but fine. I buried my sorrows in all the beautiful women this school has to offer and it was enough to distract me from my anguish for a night.

RKD

[indiefolk]

I guess that does make her a scandalously older woman, flirting with this mysterious high schooler she's never seen before. Hey, if you ever see her again, work the mystery girl angle. Public school kids go wild for the cloistered boarding school student looking for an escape thing.

All those kisses and none that turned into a more than one night distraction.

RKD

[riledup]

I'm gonna turn myself into an urban legend in that town, the Logan Lesbian? The Mystery Flirt? The High School Hottie from the Hills? I need a good name if this is going to happen.

SEE??? That proves that it was love!!

RKD

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Ri, let's be serious. She didn't make enough money to keep you in the life you deserve.

RKD

[riledup]

Just for now. She's going to college, and by the time I graduate then she will have to and then we can be rich and travel the world together.

Or COULD HAVE BEEN.

RKD

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Then you'd DITCH ME forever.

[threatens]

Shit, if someone isn't back yet, they gotta be dead. Probably eaten by a ghost SO SPOOKY OOOOooooOOOOoooh

[riledup]

If you're eaten by a ghost then that means no clean up right? Because I'm not cleaning up after a ghost.

[threatens]

I figure if anyone dies out here, it's their own damn fault and no one has to clean it up. Just toss their body into the forest and let the squirrels take care of it.

[riledup]

The squirrels can do their own dirty work dragging them into the forest, I am not actually touching some dumbass's body.

[sylla]

I wouldn't worry, ghosts can't eat humans, not in the traditional sense.

But perhaps a vampire, that would be potentially worrisome.

[riledup]

Ugh, but then there's still a body to find and get rid of and I'm no longer up for this manhunt guys.

[sylla]

I wouldn't mind searching for a corpse for you, I could use a walk after sleeping all weekend long anyways.

[gdilevi]

Worrisome or awesome?

[riledup]

I swear, you are the worst person.

[sylla]

Personally I think befriending a vampire would be fascinating, but not everyone feels the same way, understandably.

[threatens]

Right, yeah, I didn't like master in Ghost Studies. But they can totally snatch you, right? Like just pull you off the path so you're ~never seen again~ because I swear that totally happened in freshman year. Some chick was just gone.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Shit well it was nice knowing you all.

[cecaelian]

Lady Ted is still missing.

[riledup]

Was Lady Ted at the party?? Maybe Lady Ted shouldn't have gone to the party.

[gdilevi]

That turtle's already made it to Mexico by now.

[riledup]

Not unless someone picked it up. She's either in your cabin or Salt Lake City.

[cmdrchloe]

Why would anyone not be safe and sound?

I mean, I am, obviously.

[riledup]

Weird things happen in the woods! There are animals and people and also sometimes it's just too long of a hike and someone just decides to lie down at the trunk of the Ornery Oak and they're never the same again.