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[dinahdanger]

Freshmen are weird and half of them have the wrong opinions on butts.

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[godzillabutworse]

Yeah like butts are just like hair, sometimes they just DON'T wanna cooperate!!

Let's see. Let's see. Eileen Coffin's PROBS the ROUNDEST BOOTY I've EVER SEEN. L E A G U E S ahead of everyone else!! By CONTRAST Cameron Carney seems like a MEGA BONY BUTT BOY to ME. But I need to get a BETTER LOOK before I can be SURE!!

[dinahdanger]

I MEAN LIKE he's just so tall?? and they're is LITERALLY NO WAY there's enough fat to spread around. Like BYE BYE BUBBLE BUTT, GOTTA COVER A FOOT OF SHIN.

[gonnabefamous]

Definitely a mega bony butt boy. I'm a gentleman, though, I always make sure not to sit in any laps!

[dinahdanger]

OKAY BUT AS A FELLOW BONY BUTT HAVER, is there a way to sit on laps and not break the other person????

[gonnabefamous]

YES actually you can. You have to sit slowly and aim so your butt is not on their legs, only your thighs, then your bony butt won't stab anyone.

[casperkim]

[...] How can this possibly come up often enough that you have a strategy for it?

[gonnabefamous]

What? I like to cuddle!

[dinahdanger]

So the REAL step one is learning how to balance, got it chief

[gonnabefamous]

Balance is SO important! If you're not careful, you'll topple backwards, and nobody wants that!

[dinahdanger]

UNLESS it's a scene in my romantic comedy!

[gonnabefamous]

True, then falling on the ground could be charming!