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sup blooms
cheerleaders are athletes too
why the F U C K don't we have our own C U P

dear blooms
have you ever done a standing handspring back tuck??? it's like
really fuckin hard
+ it takes like
a fuckin lot of work
+ a fuckin lot of athleticism
bet you a keeper can't fuckin do one when all they're doin is catchin fuckin balls

dear mrs blooms
guess how many quid captains lost their badges last year? 1
guess how many cheer captains lost their badges last year? 0
guess how many quid captains got banned from clubs n shit for MONTHS last year? 1
guess how many cheer captains got banned from clubs n shit for MONTHS last year? 0
why the fuck don't we have jackets [...] or a cup

[...]

we think
we the people who signed below think
we the undersigned B E L I E V E that cheer is its OWN sport + its squads deserve to compete for a cup + that cheerleaders should be lettered

Sup faculty???

WARDED: ROSY

Dear teachers
We the undersigned think that ALL Gooseberry athletes should be recognized like the Quidditch teams are and like so they should compete for their own cup because it is a sport. They should also be lettered after a year like Quidditch because we they work really fuckin hard and it is not like a Keeper can do a standing handspring back tuck so [...] we deserve it too

you're like fuckin sick at arguin
what dyou think
sick right??

WARDED: CASPER

sup
what kinda scent dyou use? it was like some flower cologne or w/e??

PUBLIC (Added later)

Dear staff
We the undersigned think that ALL athletes should be recognized. Like the Quidditch teams the Cheer Squads practice every week and their they are at every game and they are always in the weight room and running. They should compete for their own cup because it is a sport. They should also be lettered after a year like Quidditch because they work really fuckin hard and it is not like some most Keepers can do a standing handspring back tuck. In conclusion please think about our requests, thank you.

[To sign Casey's "petition," comment under this thread so regular comments don't get mixed in or whatever. And yes, I'm aware that this isn't how a petition works, especially given how the staff wouldn't be able to see it. It's just that... he isn't aware quite yet.]

Comments

Casey/Casper

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That's abundantly clear. Are you done?

Casey/Casper

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no

Casey/Casper

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Casey/Casper

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today was super fucked up
BUT
it was still hot af
so like
if you ever wanna do a round 2 n make it longer than 10 secs
hmu

Casey/Casper

[casperkim]

Are you serious?

Fuck off, Patterson. It's never happening.

Casey/Casper

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w/e
c y a

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