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[cosmonot]

what's a luigi board?

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[cosmonot]

no it's not a board?

[byebyebirdies]

Well YES it's a BOARD but it's not Luigi it's ooiji it's oiji it's something ELSE

[cosmonot]

it sounded like it might've been loogie board but that's just nasty.

[byebyebirdies]

Maybe it was a BOOGIE board??

[cosmonot]

is that a thing??

[tues]

It's like a Surfboard with training wheels.

[cosmonot]

wheels don't seem like they'd be much help on the water.

[tues]

The wheels are a metaphor!!!
It's really more like a strap so you won't fall off. Boring. Go right for the REAL thing.

[cosmonot]

yeah I'd skip the boogie board. go big or go home and it's just water what's the worst that could happen?

[nightandday]

sharks.

but usually it's concussions. or cutting yourself open on something.

[cosmonot]

oh. okay yeah none of those sound too great. hard pass on concussions. I wouldn't be able to play quidditch.

[........]

do people wear helmets while surfing?

[nightandday]

Not usually? They exist. But people don't tend to use them for some reason.

Even though it'd probably be a good idea.

[cosmonot]

maybe if the helmets looked cooler, more people would use them.

[tues]

Nothing that can't be reversed!

[cosmonot]

unless you get eaten by a shark!

[tues]

You have to trust yourself enough to know you can climb Out of that shark's face.

[cosmonot]

that would be SICK!