gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Like a Squeegee?

It doesn't have anything to do with squeegees you're not cleaning ghosts.

Oui means "yes" so Ouigee Spïrité Bôardé approximately translates to "Golly gee spirits, come haunt me!!"

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That's cute.

Don't get any ideas. They are très dangerous dark objects and your house can get haunted if you play with one the wrong way!! I'm sure Sylla knows how to use them properly.

OH!! SO like H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y do you think you could use a ~~ouiji~~ [......................................] ouigee board to ASK a GHOST out on a DATE?? Asking for a FRIEND.

Using dark objects to find dates and absolutely a violation of school rules!!

WELL how ELSE are you supposed to get in touch with a GHOST??

Find a ghost writer??

UM.

Like

a writer that's a ghost??

or a person who writes to ghosts???

It's a device and you can draw messages on it using knobs.

Dude. That's an etch-a-sketch. PRETTY SURE ghosts DON'T talk through those!!

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tartinedeflageolets - 2017-10-02 02:37 (UTC) - Expand

this makes the most sense.

Of course, French is a beautiful language!!

That doesn't even have "yes" anywhere in that sentence at all!

It's an approximate translation!!

An approximate translation pulled from the English-French dictionary "Trés Madé Up" of course.

What's a weggy board then??

I don't know but Yes Board doesn't make any sense either we should ask Petrichor to help us find the address of the inventor and ask him why he named it that!!

It's a Yes, Come Haunt Me Board!! It makes total sense!!

You can ask Petrichor but I'm going to ask the internet!!

But "yes" is a totally superfloss word in that sentence if that was the name it would just be a "come haunt me board" the board is not politely answering the spirit world's questions! And fine but Petrichor is way smarter than the internet!

It is not, it's there for emphasis!! And fine!! We'll find out soon enough!!

Edited 2017-10-02 14:56 (UTC)

You better bet we will!

You COULD.

Oh my god it's not a ghost cleaning board it's a ghost chatting board!