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[noblewon]

Everyone, it's past curfew, so please stay in your cabins. Your own cabins where your personal bed is. If you're already somewhere else, please let your house prefects know where you are. Basically, everyone should be in a cabin. Stay put. This will make it easier for prefects to do head counts and make sure everyone is safe and accounted for.

This is for everyone's safety.

There is no vengeful ghost, there is no Killer of Gooseberry Lake. What there is is some asshole jerk who thinks this is all hilarious. Still, we don't need rogue bands of Killer hunters and lone investigators sneaking out of their dorms and hexing the crap out of each other thinking they've got the culprit. Even if you were to catch the "killer" we don't need you doing serious harm to a person who is in all likelihood one of our students.

Stay in your dorms with your dorm mates. Safety in numbers. Horror movies prove it.

[Prefects]

We'e got to get this under control. This is getting seriously out of hand, and someone's going to get hurt. Possibly the prankster. And as pissed off as I am, I don't want anyone to get seriously injured, even the culprit.

[Rafael]

I know I just said people shouldn't go rogue, but Thoughts?

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[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

[Prefects]
Chris is missing, but I'm working on a headcount on the boys' side. I read he went looking for whoever did this, so I imagine he is off near Azurcrest.

If I tell him to come back I'll get a very helpful "fuck you" and maybe a comment on how I should be doing more. Would someone else ask him to come home?

[Tess]
I think I want to strangle someone.

But later. After everyone is calmer.

[noblewon]

[Prefects]

Because of course he is! I'll try to reel him in.

[Raf]

Agreed. But we've got to find this idiot before someone gets really hurt.

Prefects

[browbeats]

I am seriously starting to get worried about the safety of the person doing this if when they get found out.

Prefects

[doused.insanejournal.com]

I'm also starting to worry about how many traps people have out all over the woods.

Chances are far more likely that someone else entirely is going to trip their way into one of them.

Prefects

[momblogger]

What a mess. Watch your step around Coppertale camps when we go on our sweep.

Prefects

[noblewon]

Yes. Killer hunters are going to end up in traps, and we definitely are.

Prefects

[noblewon]

Right? This idiot doesn't realize THEY might end up getting hurt. Or doesn't care. Doing it for the lols.

Tess

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

There's something else out there though.

Twess

[noblewon]

I don't doubt that there's some weird shit at Gooseberry, and if you want to tell me about what happened, I'm happy to hear it.

I just don't think it overlaps this. I think this is an idiot in a mask who is going to get themselves seriously hurt.

Twess

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

It ain't the same thing. Or they ain't. I don't know. I got some shit to figure on out.

Tess

[hisshiss]

Youre dyyyyyyyyying to run out and kick someone in the fucking shithole aint you.

Nobleblood

[noblewon]

I can't confirm that.




Won't deny it, either.

[bambae]

Could've used that speech a couple hours ago.

[browbeats]

This was a very creative way of getting around the rule about not sleeping in your own cabin.

[bambae]

Thanks, Ros, I put not an ounce of thought into it and it worked out pretty well.

[noblewon]

Well, when I'm finally able to time travel I will put "Stop Chris from doing the thing x157" right under "Punch Hitler".

But seriously, wherever you are, get inside a cabin.

[bambae]

To be fair, I'd probably ignore that message from the future

I'm inside, I'm safe. I didn't find a killer, just a lot of fog.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

If we go hunting in packs we'll have safety in numbers there too.

[noblewon]

The hell you will. You never saw any horror movies? You start off in a pack, but as soon as you start wandering the dark spooky woods, you all get separated and die.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

^^ Yeah, that.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

That's why you don't get separated.

[orangepip]

It's all very well saying there's no killer but someone is running around with a knife chasing girls! I don't feel safe!

[noblewon]

Someone is running around acting like a jerk, but no one died here, there is no ghost seeking vengence.

Just stay inside after curfew, and stay with a buddy.

[nobletoo]

Using both 'nobody's going to stab you' and 'follow horror movie rules' at the same time is confusing.

Also, please don't get stabbed doing patrols. Even if getting stabbed isn't a real thing that's happening. I like you unstabbed.

[noblewon]

I can see your point, but horror movies can teach us a lot about not dying even if there's no serial killer. Don't wander spooky woods alone, for example. Be aware of your surroundings. Don't get drunk and have sex.

I'm less worried about getting stabbed and more worried about traps.