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[notgonagall]

I meant to do this yesterday, but I've never bothered to be on time before, so why start here?

MONTH 1


GB pros:

weird werewolf/unicorn/human fanfiction full of baristas, skateboards and joy-screaming scattered about campus

spontaneous kissing events that are evidently quite common

I was given a "roller derby theme" in the dairy crime army, neither of which are things in Ye Olde Scotland

GB cons:

"Scary" ghosts supposedly

quarantines also evidently quite common, boo

"bonding" (note: profs were clearly high while designing it, therefore may be a pro)

some arsehole who keeps calling me lettie showed up too which is a shame

Comments

[phin]

Ornery Oak vs. Whomping Willow?
Mostly haunted everything vs. Forbidden Forest?
Goosey vs. giant squid?
Sleeping outdoors for fun vs. Hogsmeade?
Accents vs. accents?

[notgonagall]

Willow. Longer reach.

Unsure. The Forest is only Forbidden to scare firsties away from detention, we all know that. But I'm not buying these ghosts weren't a bad batch of berry cobbler yet.
Squid's friendly. Don't know about Goosey yet.
Hogsmeade has fucking Honeydukes, how dare you.
People seem to like mine.

[phin]

Someone ought to do a study on temperamental trees and how many of them happen to be surrounded by teenagers.

It's still got some nasty things in, I bet.

Heard Goosey's awfully nice for whatever she is.

That one was mostly sarcasm.

Mine hasn't the power I'd expected.

[taxation_is_theft]

What's some conspiracies hogwarts got tho

[notgonagall]

The House Elves are running the place, does that count?

[taxation_is_theft]

Sounds more like just a fact to me fam

[notgonagall]

Yeah we aren't too bothered with conspiracies back at Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. We actually got taken over by Dark Wizards a couple decades ago, nothing seems sinister anymore.

[taxation_is_theft]

Good point

This school oughta be a fucking cake walk

[notgonagall]

So far, yeah.


Tell me something interesting about it. Sway the list.

[taxation_is_theft]

A fuckery in the forest kidnaps kids until they die from exposure and people actually pay to come here

What's more interesting than that?

[taxation_is_theft]

What's more aggressively American than that lmao

[notgonagall]

Did someone actually die of exposure or is that what you lot yell the tourists, though?

[taxation_is_theft]

Pick out the ghost with the least fucked up wound and that fucker probably died from exposure

[cheer_leader]

I think you forgot to mention

GB pros:

• Concordia goes to GB and she's the best

:P