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hey boos idc about museums and shit but wherever we go on this class trip we better have some bomb ass beds. like just take me to a bed store and give me a tanning lamp idgaf, that sounds like an actual dream vacay to me.

[casey]

hey boo you gotta sell yourself. for, like, the good of halloween or some shit.

you can take off your shirt i already asked for you bc i love you.

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I'm pretty sure West Virginia still has at least ONE waterbeds n stuff left you could GO THERE for your TRIP!!

what's the tanning lamp sitch

IDK they probs have those?? They got a lot of weird shit at Waterbeds n' Stuff like these weird lookin glass vases or whatever???

ok i could get down with waterbeds n bongs, that's an ok substitute

[...]

waterbeds n bongs n tacos

DUDE I wanna go somewhere with tacos.

i say that literally every time i'm not somewhere with tacos, life is fucked

ummm i'm pretty sure that store is just a myth like atlantis or north dakota

It's WAY realer than North Dakota dude. I've never SEEN North Dakota.

duh. you can't see something that doesn't exist.

A CRYPTID state full of BIG FEET and WATERBEDS N' STUFF.

YEAH, EXACTLY except bigfoot is real

Edited (whoops sorry forgot the /big tag on my last comment my b) 2017-10-04 13:51 (UTC)

Would you DATE Bigfoot??

that's such a stupid question, nish.

of course i would. everyone knows he's a very good boyfriend and a good neighbor, which says a lot of positive things about his general personality.

I bet he's POLITE and SOFT like Todd Skynner.

yes!!! omg totally bigfoot is todd skynner ask anyone from the pacific northwest. he's like [...] strong [...] but super sensitive

is that what a todd skynner is, a super sensitive bigfoot

IF bigfoot was short

omg like a cute lil fuzzy baby bigfoot??

Edited (I wish I could say I was sorry todd) 2017-10-04 14:47 (UTC)

i wish i had a bigfoot baby

Edited (id say rip todd but we all know he was already dead) 2017-10-04 14:52 (UTC)

get one girl who's stopping you

bigfeet don't let their kids play in the street so they're actually really hard to find :(

Edited (* official bigfoot museum of northern california FACT) 2017-10-04 14:57 (UTC)

it's bc they name them todd and send them to camping school in utah

Edited (camer..... have you tried to find a baby bigfoot) 2017-10-04 15:06 (UTC)

I B I Z A

[stamps]
this is why dates are fucked
theyre bribin us to sell ourselves
like wtf

[...]

but
we fuckin do deserve the fuckin V I P treatment

they do got good butts there, i've seen pics

[case]
bitch they better treat us like queens

can we sell ad space on your chest btw

or C A N C U N

[stamps]
fuckin RIGHT???

where for

it could be M O T E L 6 and i'm down just let me order a pizza

[case]
i just got my alaska money ima use it to take you on a date

idk we never got that far i got distracted. boot barn.

fuck that stamps
this is an opportunity

[stamps]
hot

k no i'm zappos @ min

you know we're gonna go somewhere lame and educational, if i don't get my hopes up i can't get my heart cruelly smashed to pieces when i don't get to see cute butts in tiny bikinis

[case]
what about the liquor store in logan, they get enough of our fucking money

Edited 2017-10-04 04:54 (UTC)